if you've ever wondered what it's like to take a cross country train ride through the SouthWest, let me show you. It was beautiful and I 100% will do it again
๐ธ taken by me, mixedapocalyptic (nilanlovelace) back in 2022
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if you've ever wondered what it's like to take a cross country train ride through the SouthWest, let me show you. It was beautiful and I 100% will do it again
๐ธ taken by me, mixedapocalyptic (nilanlovelace) back in 2022

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Truth is, it reads more like "she can do everything" and "him, it's just Ken"
And ken is a slang used in French that means "to fuck"
So "Him, it's just fucking"
Which I think is even more hilarious
there is no greater proof that no one cares about ken than the fact that in french a ken doll is literally a fuck toy and none of us knew about it
Had to explain it to some friends this morning so I'm copying it here
friend 1: [shares the tweet]
friend 2: johannes please confirm
me: I can confirm
you can read it like "She can do anything. He's just Ken." and that's clearly the intent but there's a type of slang called verlan where you basically reverse words https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verlan
"verlan" is verlan of "l'envers" (reversed) like if you want to say idk "policeman" there's the correct word "policier" but there's also among other words the more familiar "flic" and if you say it in verlan it's "keuf". COUREZ YA LES KEUFS (that would be one of the local equivalents of RUN, THE PIGS ARE COMING)
SO
one of the words to say "to fuck" is "niquer". And the verlan of that one is "ken". HAHAHA TU T'ES FAIT KEN (HAHAHA GET FUCKED) SO tldr you can also read that tagline like "She can do anything. He can just fuck."
I hope this answers your question
friend 1: That absolutely rules
Thank you Johannes that's made my morning
me: you're welcome
TiL
French has backslang
The backslang for "Ken" is "fucktoy" ๐
thank you johannes Tumblr university is the best adult learning program
Okay, THIS sorts it out! Fabulous. ๐
NIQUER?!?!?A
Valley of the Gods ~ Utah, USA
This reminds me of one of my favorite photos I got to take a few years back. Traveling through this part of the country was amazing
Just realized y'all probably don't know because I haven't really been here in the last few years but I got two master's degrees in that time
I forgot to mention only my first masters is framed and I am currently using it as a coaster
Just realized y'all probably don't know because I haven't really been here in the last few years but I got two master's degrees in that time

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I've been making pizza the last week or so and i made this pan bbq pepperoni and bacon pizza
i'm like 3 minutes from the big sue slide so i deleted all the apps for people to reach me except for tumblr so i can scream into the void a day at a time and pretend i'm okay
Then why the fuck are you asking for my resume?
What my handle means, btw, since a few too many people think otherwise

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first time on here in mad long and i bet not see no bullshit on the dash
HELLO?
THANK YOU FRIENDS I CANNOT BELIEVE
#Damn #Without any context this sounded pretty threatening lol
just to clarify, i graduate nursing school in a few months and this is about a job offer. i promise they're not just keeping me in the ICU like some kind of fucked up mascot
Sounds like your care in the unit is more intensive than you can comprehend
Jacob the first day Edward left and Bella got outta the house
I recently got an on-campus job. During the interview process, I requested that I not be scheduled on Friday nights or Saturdays as I am a Jewish student.
My boss immeadiately brightened and rushed to explain - "Of course ! Of course! We want to accomodate you! We have another worker who takes off for Ramadan. Do you need to take off for Ramadan?"
I shook my head, incredibly confused. "Uh. That's. Not my jurisdiction. I'm good." Boss nodded but was sure to add "Let me know if that ever changes. We can help you with Ramadan."
@vangoggles THAT WHAT I WAS SAYING .
And I was finally on a shift with this guy. We were both sitting in silence because we had the ass-crack-of-dawn slot.
Over my coffee and twirling my Magen David necklace around my finger, I say "So. Ahmed. Ramadan.
And Ahmed over his energy drink, sighs - "don't you say shit about that."
Last thing I wanna do during Ramadan is work. I understand hin, fully, and you were a fool not to take the gift you were presented.
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my egyptologist friend says this is a (very poorly) phonetically transcribed english phrase "this year i will get a mommy boyfriend"
okay you werent supposed to know that

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to be fair to Cain if nobody had ever died before and I didn't know it was possible I would probably also hit my brother over the head with a rock if he was being really annoying
This nigga Kendrick dropped. AGAIN. Bruh. Oh my god