scott hunter’s #2 fan

It’d be a little funny if in Unrivaled Ilya was randomly like. Y’know now that I think about it I’ve never seen Marly outside during the daytime. Probably nothing!

It’s so crazy that Cliff Marleau could literally be married with children and we’d never know because it isn’t relevant to Shane and Ilya’s journey

Of course, I’m only referring to children he’s fathered in the 21st century

cliff marleau was never born he emerged from the mud of the new jersey meadowlands fully formed 28 years old

role model is kind of hilarious if you like. don't think about the dallas kent of it all. just troy brooding in the corner like the hat man like This Cannot Continue... Im a Plague Amongst Humankind..... I Should Be Flogged Every Waking Moment Of The Day By My Oppressors...... while harris trying to live out his hallmark christmas fantasy. guys come on we have to save the family farm from getting bought out by these evil businessmen who want to turn it into a strip mall

kinda bums me out that every conversation about homophobia in this fandom inevitably devolves into an assumption that Only straight women and gay men like HR. as if queer women and gnc people can’t resonate with a story about how debilitating homophobia is. Like we can address the fetishization of queer men without acting like our lived experiences are so severed that other queer people can’t personally connect to a story like this

Important to note that Troy is not just a wet dog but like a wet long haired german shepherd. Just kinda getting water everywhere, keeps trying to shake it off and everyone in his vicinity is like oh my god please stop shaking water off its everywhere. Probably has a bite history. Bummed that people are inherently wary of him despite you know. Growling and staring and snapping at people who get too close. Smart but in the way that’s not useful like it only gives him anxiety. Loves a job.

stop trying to give my firetruck a secret hobby reading russian literature. he literally wouldn’t do that. i know you’re writing fanfiction so you have like some cult of the written word thing going on but it is a mark of weakness of spirit to need to make a character like yourself to indicate a complex inner world. try instead imagining the complex inner world of a guy who tells his husband that he thinks maybe after he retires as a hockey player he will give professional DJing a go. and shane laughs and then realizes ilya is not at all joking.

so hard to beat the gay allegations when you’re gay

i think that shane would enjoy fashion killa by asap rocky. rockin rollin swaggin to the max my ilya a fashion killa he be busy poppin tags

#myshane pretends he’s not nosy or a gossip but #myilya films one of those videos where he pretends to be on the phone with someone going “she said WHAT? to WHO?” and shane is like. hey. hey. who are you talking to—is this harris. who said something. what did she say. is this about lapointe’s new girlfriend. ilya what did she say

one of ilya's fantasies that he'll never admit to anyone is him fantasizing about a world where he's a struggling rapper and shane is his day 1 boyfriend who's been w him thru thick and thin. he heard "before anybody wanted k west beats me and my girl split the buffet at kfc" and thought waow....

he wants to come home after his fuckass basement show where two people at most listened to him rap about his tough life in russia and for shane to ride that thang left right and backwards saying "yes baby fuck your mixtape is gonna take off i know it baby". he needs to know that shane would still love him if he sucked at everything