fluffernutter

You know those posts and memes about how everyone is afraid to indulge in daydreams in public in case someone nearby can red minds? They all have like, 50k+ plus notes so it’s a safe bet everyone around you indulges in random daydreaming and anyone who can read minds has heard it all. Your daydream isn’t going to be the weirdest thing they’ve ever heard thought. You have to relax. If some guy on the train with me can read minds and is freaked out by how well laid-out my ongoing lord of the rings self insert AU is that’s on him. The character development is flawless.

in this essay i won’t

fuck you for coming to my ted talk

i’m not sure which is funnier: the classic “fjord keeps summoning one poor, beleaguered balgura and at this point it practically counts as his familiar” or “it’s a different, unsuspecting balgura each time, and fjord is slowly depleting the balgura population of the abyssal plane”

Why Do You Need To Do This

STOP THIS.

Judy there are limits

@lifeisdetermination

@princessdawnauroreon