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The episode cannot be that bad
I see.

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it's a cliché by now but there's only so much history you can learn before you either become a Marxist or a liar. there's a reason that so much of liberal propaganda is explaining prejudice as a mysterious personal failing, and poverty as a not so mysterious personal failing, while so much of Marxist propaganda is explaining that both these things result from systems of exploitation that we can demonstrate through research and data
WHALEWALKER - versipellis orcinusthropia
By weaving animal skins with threaded runes and shifting magic, peltmelders are able to create a transformative animal hide that lets them take the shape of the skins last owner. This magic has long been practised by mages across the continent, from the Otterfolk of the Pinelands, to the Walruk of the Blacksand Beaches. By taking the form of beasts, these magicians can hunt, travel, and live untethered by their humanity. Most well known of this family are the Selkies of the Northern Plateaus. For generations, the Selkies have created and maintained magical hides that let them assume the form of a seal, perfect for cutting through the frigid waters of The Blinding Sea. But as the moon waxes in the night sky above, for one night these hunters become the hunted. Curses, hexes, and other magical transformations have often perplexed me in regards to whether they should be classified alongside more “naturalistic” animals, but the more I study and the more I see, it is apparent that no matter the origin, these creatures truly are beasts, and deserve to be understood as such. As for that origin, there are many legends surrounding the story of the first Whalewalker. As far as the stories I could gather, many of these tales share a similar heart. Long ago, a Selkie magician left to hunt at sunrise. Around his waist, his shimmering pelt caught the morning sunshine, and as he donned the fur he turned from one familiar shape to another. His stomach growled that morning, and swim as he might, his eyes could not spot a single fish in the icy depths. After hours of fruitless search, finally, something swam in the waters just ahead of him. Dappled in the morning sunshine, a beautiful silver seal played among the waves. Now, his whole life he had been told what all Selkies had been told - another seal is never to be hunted. Not only could that seal be family, but respect should be shown to the beast whose form was stolen by his kin. But the stomach of the Selkie growled, and gripped by hunger, the man inside took over. In a flurry of thrashing limbs, he ripped at her fins with his teeth, tearing at her side, and staining the blue waters a dark red. But you see, this seal he had decided to hunt was no ordinary seal. In fact, the silver seal was The Moon herself, taking an icy swim after a long night shining through the sky. As the man tasted the moon's blood in his mouth, he felt his body shift, his seal pelt sloughing away, sinking in the cold water. But even with his skin ripped away, he kept changing, his fingers extending, webbing, his mouth widening and nostrils pulled painfully up. The moon fled from the man, swimming to the surface and jumping from the water back up to the sky. He swam after her, and she laughed down at his twisted new form from the heavens. In his mouth he could still taste her, and in his heart all he craved for was to finish his meal. Now, those afflicted by her curse shift every full moon into the walking whales that hunt for the seal flesh of their kin. Like common lycanthropy, this curse can be spread in the form of a bite, and besides immediate amputation of the affected area, the curse has no known cure. There is most certainly a sympathy for those affected by the curse, and communities across the coast have been destroyed by its unforgiving nature. And those at the heart of such catastrophes live on with the memories of their families cries, the texture of their flesh in their gullet, a life doomed to feel a stranger in their own skin, clicking and whistling at The Moon, forever hungry to taste her blood again
(still rendition)
Other creatures of The Continent:
LOST BLADES (FERRUM MONOCEROS)
HOOKJAW HERMIT (PAGUROIDEA NERKA)
LAKE MAJESTY (CYGNUS MONARCHA)
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SWORDTEMBER DAY 8: OPALESCENCE
Driftwood, of gleaming shell and curious critter 🐚🦀 Waves race up the beach to meet your feet, and you feel the crunch of sun dried kelp into wet sand beneath you. In the waves, the sun catches on a bobbing shape. Floating slowly ashore, wrapped up with the ebb and flow of the tide, is a huge shell. The waves deposit the opalescent carapace at your feet, the light bending over its shiny exterior. A hunk of driftwood juts from the base of the shell almost like a handle, and you note the sharpened, serrated edge. A blade? You take the sword in your hand, and almost drop it immediately as a curious eye emerges from within the weapon. The crustacean eyes you up and, seemingly satisfied with its new wielder, withdraws back within the sword. As seagulls cry overhead and the daylight sparkles on the water, you already start to think of the adventures you might go on together.
I guess you could say this sword is shiiinyyyy (watch it sparkle like a diamond in the rough)
Yesterday’s sword!
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I think the funniest thing Toby Fox could do is not have Papyrus show up in Deltarune at all and then in the post credits after you you beat the game you'd see a message appear that says "you can now play with Papyrus" and then he'd be retroactively inserted into every single chapter like some kind of new game+
It would look like this

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There’s nine in total for the amount of Zoh Shias and I’m about to do one based off the inky caps. Maybe as an oc, who knows
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Coca Cola flavored Oreos taste like if you could eat clipart
These taste like an abstract concept. Summer Vacation flavored. Yankee Candle ass cookie.
this just keeps being relevant
This skit absolutely slaps forever but I have to tell you guys the secret.
The weird Oreos don’t sell… but the weird Oreos just being around and visible make people buy more regular Oreos.
That’s why.
The weird Oreos DO sell, but my housemate is the one buying them all
I think they add an important element of randomness to the environment. My father in law bought 6 or 7 boxes of the Selena Gomez Oreos so he could set a Selena Gomez Oreo alarm to go off mid workday and then say to his coworkers, "Oh, my Selena Gomez Oreo alarm is going off!" and unearth from his locker his 6 or 7 boxes of Selena Gomez Oreos so he and his coworkers could distribute them around the neonatal ICU ward where they work. He said it livened up an otherwise extremely dreary day.
According to the books I’m reading (either Salt Sugar Fat or Ultra Processed People) they do these weird variations to take up shelf space.
So they don’t intend to sell many of the weird versions, they only want to take up space where their competition might encroach on their territory.
Here's the thing: these are simply marketing tactics of predatory capitalism. Kraft manages to sell cheap, adulterated, imitation food at max profits despite the slop of it all because they've engineered an addictive consumer experience from the time you walk into the aisle space they've bought up in the market to the hyperpalatable product that never truly fills you up like real food would. The plethora of options, including the rotating, strange or niche, is by design there to flood you with a false sense of choice and empowerment. Anything to draw attention, engagement, and sales. In the age of social media taste testing and viral trends, they don't even need to try as hard anymore! Consumers promote the products for free. Kind of like this post. Anyways a wall full of a dozen options of slop is not freedom. It's a scary indication to the contrary. Well-studied psychological tactics of powerful and destructive companies such as these need to put us on higher alert.
March 17, 1995: The #SJSharks became the first NHL team to have a permanent homepage on the internet.