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theyre taking me out back behind the shed presumably to give me a medal for my valor and heroism

beautiful women named magenta cartridge low are trying to contact me on my printer

people without any whimsy scare me. why are you like that. where are your trinkets.

venus of chillendorf

and i find it kinda yummy. i find it kinda snacks

3 cookies deep and it all starts to make sense

Cup of milk and i start moving like neo

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

You ever think about what differentiates us from the enemy?

possession of the mandate of heaven, surely

I'd call it that too if it happened to me

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

Duuuuuude its so cool how you made ur car go 2 mph faster and sound like it was taking a shit... I bet it was pretty expensive, to make your car sound like it was poopshitting and farting whenever you accelerate slightly. Thats so cool.

they should’ve stopped the game and let bad bunny keep going

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

I wrote you a referral for a swagologist

all hail william the werewolf, proto-enby

Diversity win! The werewolf in your village goes by þei

@dyketopian