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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Jesus: Can I have a water cup?

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Accents 101
So if you’re a dm like me, you probably want to be relatively skilled in some typical fantasy accents for your game to make things feel that much more real. So i’ve decided to throw together a little master post of “how to” videos on some various accents. This is mostly for my own reference, but if you’d like to save this for yourself too, go right ahead. Feel free to add on to this, as well!
General Accent Tips
How To Learn Any Accent (1)
How To Learn Any Accent (2)
How To Do 12 Different Accents
US/UK/Aussie English Vocabulary Differences
One Woman, 17 British Accents
How To Lose Your Native Accent
How To Learn A Different Accent
Fun Tour of American Accents
Scottish
Scottish In Under 2 Minutes
How to Speak With A Scottish Accent
HOW TO DO A SCOTTISH ACCENT
Speaking Scottish 101
Scottish Slang
Gerard Butler Teaches You Scottish Slang
Scottish Insults
English or “British”
How To Do A British Accent
3 Ways to Sound More British
HOW TO DO A BRITISH ACCENT CONVINCINGLY (1)
HOW TO DO A BRITISH ACCENT CONVINCINGLY (2)
HOW TO DO A BRITISH ACCENT CONVINCINGLY (3)
Henry Cavill and Simon Pegg Teach You English Slang
French
How To Speak With A French Accent
How To Do A French Accent In UNDER TWO MINUTES
Tips on how to do a French Accent
French Accent Tip
Irish
How to do an Irish Accent
How To Do An Irish Accent
How To Do An Irish Accent
Guide to Irish Accents
How To Do An Irish Accent In UNDER TWO MINUTES
Russian
How To Speak With A Russian Accent
How to Do a Russian Accent | Accent Training
How to speak with a Russian Accent
How Russians Speak English
How To Do A Russian Accent
German
How To Have A German Accent
How to do a GERMAN ACCENT?
Get the Perfect German ACCENT
Me speaking in 12 GERMAN DIALECTS!
How To Do A German Accent
5 Steps to a perfect German Accent
Canadian
How To Do A Canadian Accent
All aboot Canadian accents
How To Speak Canadian, Without Knowing How!!
Is There A Canadian Accent?
The Canadian English Accent
do you ever get stuck in between “it’s ok not to have everything on track i got time” and “i’ve already wasted my life at the ripe old age of 23”
sokka at the beginning of atla: a sexist jerk
sokka by the end of atla:
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What the gifs don’t convey is the soundtrack: the opening to Guns N Roses “Welcome to the Jungle.” Perf.
This movie was so fucking underrated. I blame the marketing. They tried to sell it as a face-off between Will Ferrell’s character and Brad Pitt’s, all because they didn’t want to spoil the twist: that Metro Man dies 10 minutes in. But it’s not that much of a twist, because the entire story is about what happens if the villain actually wins, and what makes a villain in the first place. I think it also got buried by Despicable Me, which came out at the same time, but this is infinitely superior.
Seriously, if you’ve never seen Megamind, go watch it right now.
the soundtrack? excellent. the voice acting? superb. the humor? diamonds. and the “true” villain? this movie has a pretty rad message to it.
it was absolutely buried by dispicable me, which had minions. the minions are marketable to a fault. all you have to do to sell something is slap a minion on it. megamind didn’t have an equivalent and it didn’t have steve carrell doing an annoying accent either.
they were presented as two versions of the same story archetype, but the reality is that dispicable me is a story about families and adoption, while megamind is a story about agency and identity. when marketed side by side as two attempts at a villain-is-actually-a-good-guy story, megamind looks like it fails to measure up; but they are actually two very different movies.
Megamind was a beautiful masterpiece and it deserved a prequel or sequel or tv series. It was so underrated for its time.
Megamind was so, so underrated.
It deserved WAY more love and appreciation than it wound up getting <3
it deserved way more love and appreciation than it wound up getting
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Hey, I actually think we were meant to live in groups. The idea of permanent independence is a sham.
I really identify with the guy whose adult skill is having a Netflix login.
We are actually meant to live in groups. See: all of ancient humans
we are actually meant to live in groups see: all of ancient humans
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Me reading academic papers: incoherent nonsense. Bullshit. I could write better than this in my sleep
Me writing academic papers: this sentence is 206 words long and contains 19 commas & a semicolon, fuck you
You either die with a bachelors degree or you stay in college long enough to watch yourself become the villain.
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EVERY TIME SOMEONE BRINGS UP THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA I GET SO ANGRY.
Because it got burned. All of that knowledge, lost forever.
The library was destroyed over 1000’s of years ago. The library consisted of thousands of scrolls and books about mathematics, engineering, physiology, geography, blueprints, medicine, plays, & important scriptures. Thinkers from all over the Mediterranean used to come to Alexandria to study.Most of the major work of civilization up until that point was lost. If the library still survived till this day, society may have been more advanced and we would sure know more about the ancient world.
That graphic grinds my gears every time I see it
romans.
Julius Caesar to be precise
Remember this when you’re conquering. Keep the books.
THIS HURTS MY HEART SO MUCH EVERY TIME ITS BROUGHT UP
Julius Caesar needs to be stabbed for this
I know we should totally stab Caesar
Does March 15th sound good for everyone??
hey everyone, guess what day it is
But let’s also keep in mind the “dark ages” weren’t all that dark. Yeah there was pestilence and lots of bad choices pertaining to hygiene which led to millions dying but look at the architecture! It went from little blocky buildings to straight up gigantic gothic churches with external supports that were thin yet could handle the extreme weight of the gothic architecture
That graphic implies the Romans had fucking rifles and telescopes and shit…
that graphic implies the romans had fucking rifles and telescopes and shit…
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Verona, Italy
“Let’s push this old blind guy off the cliff “
-the PALADIN
“In my last act as the ships scribe I will do my best to explain how we’ve reached this point…”
I’m at the biggest writers conference in the world, featuring the biggest book fair in the world, and I can feel the poetry bubbling up inside me as I pose by peach colored walls and eat fancy Italian food that the English dept is paying for
Out here with a couple of my best friends as well.
Uh oh.
this picture is better and more suspenseful than any super man comic on earth.

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In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old.
“They live so long…but the good ones still bond with us for our entire lives.”
“These immortals are so kind we must be good friends to them”
My heart wtf
Not gonna lie, this fucked me up a bit.
POV Fantasy slice of life book when?
“Now I am old. The fur around my muzzle is grey and my joints ache when we walk together. Yet she remains unchanged, her hair still glossy, her skin still fresh, her step still sprightly. Time doesn’t touch her and yet I love her still.”
“For generations, he has guarded over my family. Since the days of my great-great-great-great-great-grandfather he has kept us safe. For so long we thought him immortal. But now I see differently, for just as my fur grows gray and my joints grow stiff, so too do his. He did not take in my children, but gave them away to his. I will be the last that he cares for. My only hope is that I am able to last until his final moments. The death of one of his kind is so rare. The ending of a life so long is such a tragedy. He has seen so much, he knows so much. I know he takes comfort in my presence. I only wish that I will be able to give him this comfort until the end.”
SHOOK
BREATHE- someone make this happen. i don’t know how just- make it happen.
breathe- someone make this happen i don’t know how just- make it happen
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