EpicErrantry

I shouldn’t have laughed that loudly

mice are having sex in my walls :(

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

you fucked those mice yourself

I fucked those mice myself

give a woman a ring and she'll eat for a day. give a woman a lifetime fishing license and she'll be loved and feared by all marine life for eternity

Posts a spider would make

Hey chat, what the fuck did I mean by this?

the masculine urge to ride your horse into the middle of town and dramatically fall off of it revealing the serious gunshot wound in your side

masculine urge to be laid out on someone’s kitchen table while they call for a doctor, narrowly survive surgery, recover slowly from a festering gunshot wound and go after the son of a bitch that gave it to me

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

i love posting on my tumbr

i love posting on your tumbr

and pray tell, how exactly do you plan to get onto my tumbr

ah. well played

well thank gd i'll have amazon and toyota at pride instead of gorgeous men in leather harnesses ! that was a close one!