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whenEVER I’M SAD I WILL LOOK AT THIS POST AND BE HAPPY AGAIN

THIS IS THE WORST THING

Gentlemen, it has been a privilege being horny on main with you tonight

Also when in Sinnoh, there was a young maid who was interested in Brock and did a lot of things to get his attention but since she wasn’t old enough he didn’t even consider trying to flirt with her!!!

omfg

slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™

this is a carwash for people

I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room

You fucker

I can’t see him but I just feel his energy

I can feel the aura and I know exactly who it is you ass

This is 1000x more terrifying than any dream I will ever encounter.

please don’t call your genitals weird things like “dinky doo” or “no no carrot” like I’m not even gonna give a reason please just stop doing that

well isn’t that just a kick in the danger clam

Reblog if you’ll be logging off Tumblr tomorrow and staying off until the protest is over

If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil’ Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, that means one good girl is worth $8.33 (USD).