BUGS BUGS BUGS BUGS

i left a poem out over night. one hundred lovesick beetles and ants in the kitchen

If you play your cards right when you die you get to be a poison ghost instead of a regular ghost

Monster fuckers are so creative cuz it’s like you’ll look at a monster and go “how the fuck would one go about fucking that?” And then a monster fucker will slither from the shadows and give a demonstration of human ingenuity

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

unfortunately i have free will so im about to make art that is going to appeal to basically 4 people. let us hope those 4 people follow me.

I just love it when things are earnest like everyone get more earnest now

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away