BUGS BUGS BUGS BUGS

i left a poem out over night. one hundred lovesick beetles and ants in the kitchen

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

If you play your cards right when you die you get to be a poison ghost instead of a regular ghost

Monster fuckers are so creative cuz it’s like you’ll look at a monster and go “how the fuck would one go about fucking that?” And then a monster fucker will slither from the shadows and give a demonstration of human ingenuity

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

unfortunately i have free will so im about to make art that is going to appeal to basically 4 people. let us hope those 4 people follow me.

I just love it when things are earnest like everyone get more earnest now

"they've had intercourse" "i know that i'm asking if they've kissed"