part time poser full time freak

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

You literally have to just get over yourself every day

in the grand scheme of things murdering you one time with my hatchet is suimply Not A BIg Deal,

This is his exact type i fear

this made me actually choke up i hate it here

an oracular pig has bestowed its wisdom on a worthy heir

This post is the reason I’m now writing a short story from the perspective of toby the sapient pig

Back in the day ruined came out the urethra cold as the night and was a modest gray in color. None of this yellow abs piping hot nonsense. That was before the invention of the pornographic magazine, you see.

not a typo by the way. "ruined" is what we used to call urine, back when people had the decency to feel shame about their fluids

This is my favorite poem

Do not go gentle into that good knight. He likes to be fucked much harder than that.

To the nazis reblogging this saying he wouldn’t eat racists, you’ve been added to the list