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(calm, rational) They all want to see me dead in a ditch

One of the things I love about Hawkeye is how completely unstoic he is. If he's in any kind of pain, or even just discomfort, he pouts and whinges and bitches and shrieks. You could never write in-character fanfic where he heroically keeps silent about his injury before passing out. If Hawkeye was bleeding out, the whole of Korea would know about it.

nonbinary hawkeye may be history's greatest invention

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point

when i’m on my period my vagina is like the 2000 general election…all that Bush and Gore

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes