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powermove: saying “oh like in bloodborne” instead of “lovecraftian”

Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.

“hey just a heads up that this author writes dark fics” boohoo so scary how will you survive this!!!!! seriously go and talk to a real person in real life I beg you. “hey this person likes horror movies!!!! characters are brutally killed in those movies and this person enjoys it!!!! just a heads up” this is what some of y’all sound.

the best female characters are the ones that online discourse calls annoying and cannot stand. this is a fact sorry. the more hated she is by the online sphere the better her character is sorry

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

"history will absolve me" as the e-mail signature

Once the dead horse decomposes, you're gonna wish you beat it more

you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro

Being a fan of female characters in fandom is it's own kind of torture because a guy can be a jerk to just about everyone with one moment where he doesn't and people will grip onto that, but a woman is a little bit rude or has an outburst during high stress and she's scum of the earth. Whatever. Whatever. I'm fine. I'm normal.

shipping has a deserved reputation of being able to nuke ppl’s understanding of the source material but i would argue that ppl with intense hate boners for certain ships are very capable of matching them in this regard

Shipping fictional characters isn’t representative of your moral values. It’s representative of your particular psychic damage and the themes and motifs that haunt you. Hope this helps.

Juliet Landau and James Marsters were such wonderful casting finds obviously bc they're both very talented but also wow they both aesthetically make such convincing vampires

It’ll never not be funny to me that the two most emotionally perceptive characters on Buffy are Tara and Spike. Like you have the textbook definition of a Good Witch who’s spiritually gentle parenting the scoobies out of killing everyone and then themselves and then you have… This fucking guy.

Why do we always get angry men with repressed gay desires. What about angry women with repressed gay desires huh. We need more faith lehanes in this world 😌