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there's something so deeply dystopian to me how tech companies don't understand that a forced convenience is not a convenience at all. i'm sure autocorrect is helpful for many, but a function that forcibly changes my actual written words and punctuation is taking away my language. photo filters can be nice but i need to choose using them myself or else i have lost the ability to take the picture i want. i don't want a machine to draw or write for me. taking away the option for me to do things manually feels like violence!!!! all this talk of endless opportunity, why are you RESTRICTING me
disgustedly throws youtube autodubbing onto the pyre pile
My principles of feeding people:
If you are asked beforehand before an event whether there are things that you can't or won't eat, you should tell the truth. Do not lie and say you've got no food limitations if you know that you do. Knowing the truth and choosing to say something false instead is lying.
If you were not asked, but you know that you have food limitations that people should bear in mind, you should let them know nonetheless. If they simply forgot to ask you, they'll appreciate you telling them nonetheless. If they didn't ask because they don't care, they don't give a shit about you. Don't go to events or eat food offered by people who don't give a shit about you.
If you were asked what you can't and won't eat and you lied, and you are offered something you know they didn't know you don't like, you are the one who owes them an apology, not the other way around.
If you lied about what you can't or won't eat and know there won't be anything available that you can eat, then at least bring your own food.
If you lied about what you can't or won't eat and you know that there won't be anything there for you, and you also did not bring your own food, at least try not to be rancid to be around because you're hungry.
If you know there won't be food for you because you lied, and you didn't bring your own food despite of knowing that you're insufferable to deal with when you're hungry, then you'd better be fast enough to outrun me.
If you can't outrun me, then you'd better be able to outsmart me.
If you can't run and you can't hide then you'd better brace yourself, I will beat you with my shoe.
Aber nur um einmal Minister zu sein, dass das irgendwo bei Wikipedia steht, das ist nicht mein Ding. Ich wär auch nicht erfolgreich gewesen. Wenn sie mich jetzt aufgestellt hätten, weiß ich nicht, als Gesundheitsminister, wär ich wahrscheinlich nicht erfolgreich gewesen; die Leite hätten gesagt "Warum wird der Gesundheitsminister, was hat der damit zu tun?" Und deswegen: Schuster, bleib bei deinen Leisten, mach das was du kannst.
-- Carsten Linnemann, Gesundheitsminister

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Do you currently look older or younger than your actual age? Did you look your age as a child?
* I look older than my age, I looked older than my age as a child
* I look older than my age, I looked the same as my age as a child
* I look older than my age, I looked younger than my age as a child
* I look the same as my age, I looked older than my age as a child
* I look the same as my age, I looked the same as my age as a child
* I look the same as my age, I looked younger than my age as a child
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Do you currently look older or younger than your actual age? Did you look your age as a child?
I look older than my age, I looked older than my age as a child
I look older than my age, I looked the same as my age as a child
I look older than my age, I looked younger than my age as a child
I look the same as my age, I looked older than my age as a child
I look the same as my age, I looked the same as my age as a child
I look the same as my age, I looked younger than my age as a child
I look younger than my age, I looked older than my age as a child
I look younger than my age, I looked the same as my age as a child
I look younger than my age, I looked younger than my age as a child
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One big element of millenial adulthood is that when people hear the news that someone actually got a solid job in the field they got a degree in, people respond the same way as folks a generation ago used to respond to the news of someone having a baby after trying for years. Genuinely awed "holy shit no way, that's amazing, congratulations!" because that's some incredible, life-changing shit.
Nobody knows how you respond to the news of someone you know having a long-wanted baby, because nobody in their right mind is having kids on purpose.
Take it as a testament to how highly I think of people that it genuinely did not even occur to me that anyone would take this as "me and my highly intelligent humanities degree friends (childfree, intellectual) are genuinely unaware that people who work in trades have jobs and can afford to start families, and we all agree that choosing to reproduce on purpose is an inherently, ontologically stupid thing to do."
tbh a lot of my advice boils down to “hey you know that terrible horrible looming thing you’re doing your best to avoid and distract and escape as much as possible but no matter what you do it just keeps looming and looming and ruining your life”
“just, fuckign, run straight at it screaming.”
i needed this as a background
i think we should start openly mocking male creatives who can't figure out how to write women. like actually i think it's embarrassing that it took elliot page transitioning for christopher nolan to give him a good role. why did it take like ten years to get the first female lead in a marvel movie? why is it a Known Fact that stephen king can't write women? why is 50% of the population omitted from large ensemble works? i asked my friend to name a movie directed by a man with a majority female cast and he said ghostbusters 2016. ghostbusters. ghostbusters. g
ok im gonna. im gonna stop you right there bc elliot page was in Juno, Hard Candy, Inception, and The Umbrella Academy, all critically acclaimed pieces of media. i agree that sexism is real but he had a number of really good roles as a woman.
we just value male roles more. so yeah. he's getting headlines as *checks notes* a guy not originally mentioned by homer.
movies directed by men with female casts: Charlie's Angels, Pitch Perfect, Bridesmaids, Steel Magnolias, Suspira, Waiting to Exhale...
we cant respond to the very real sexism and erasure of women in hollywood by erasing the shit women have already done. please. ask for more by pointing at what we've already done and saying how good it is! look! Hard Candy! amazing movie!

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I was gone for a few days, detoxing from the internet, and look what has happened!
Farage and Reform UK have decided to fully drive themselves against the wall. As more and more comes out about their funding and the campaign in Clacton proceeds, it shows Farage's further discontent for the people of Clacton, and the people of England really. Oh, and Count Binface published his manifesto and now really is in Clacton. I guess I will never take a break again.
Oh and the people of Clacton call him, Nigel Mirage, because well he never is in Clacton.
Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.
"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."
It fucking better.
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I think I’m literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancing’s what clears my soul. Dancing’s what makes me whole.
I just love that this very video is an accumulation of thousands of years worth of art made by people who have never met each other. The concept of this video was so completely unfathomable to every single artist who made the sculptures and yet they’ve all put something toward the creation of it.
ITS BACK ON MY TIMELINE
Dendrogaster (a crustacean that parasitizes starfish)
this is how they look
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, CRUSTACEAN.
my tags need to go in the main part of the post actually
There's a different species of barnacle, Sacculina, that parasitizes crabs in a similar way to this. It has a very cursed lifecycle and I assume the crab is also having a weird time.
I think i've heard of this one.
I just looked it up—it injects itself into the crab's body and replaces the crab's genitals with itself, grows roots into the crab's organs (including its brain), and controls the crab's behaviors so the crab will take care of the Sacculina larvae as a female crab would its own babies—if the crab is male, the Sacculina parasite will make the crab's body produce female hormones to basically change it to female.
This is so cool...how did this even develop? How did the parasite evolve to do that? How ancient would this relationship have to be for something so complex to form?

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disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.
"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me
"what happened" well have you ever seen looney tunes? yeah an anvil landed on me and squished me flat.
Hello, tumblr! I saw something on here the other day that worried me, so I decided to Do Science about it. But I can't do it alone: I need your help to build the dataset!
Here's what I need you to do:
If you see a post with a "mature content" label, and it's 2026, DM me a link to the post.
Yes, that's really it.
I am hoping to collect several thousand such posts, so that I have a decent sized dataset. I do not care what the post is about; if it's labeled as "mature content", I want to add it to my dataset.
If I get 10,000 posts in my dataset before August 31st 2026, I will post my preliminary findings then. I won't feel comfortable calling my findings "settled" before 2027, unless I get over 50,000 posts.