Danny K.

we really are living in the darkest timeline

He look dirty as fuck so no surprise lmfao

The most noble thing I have ever seen

I just want to get dicked down again =/

Marvel and DC heroes now exist, but due to the amount of heroes crime is almost non-existent to the point superheroes compete to solve the smallest of problems.

The Avengers and Justice League beat the shit out of me for jaywalking

jack black is literally the only human that never needs any context for me. I could see him going anywhere and doing anything. like if i got abducted by aliens and saw him just wandering around the spaceship putting bugle chips on his fingers to make it look like he has claws i would be like ‘that’s some classic jack black right there’ and not even question it

RIGHT HERE ON TWITTER WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE IT

nature documentary but the narration is just weird enough to make you question it

“Some fish can walk out of water, so remember that next time.”

“You might think you’re safe, but horses are omnivores”

​this worked last night lets go for round two

plankton is a potty mouth

this was the weirdest movie ever.

shrek 2 was the highest grossing film of 2004 and is the 26th highest grossing film of all time

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper