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my head when i attempt to rest it against the bus window:

Favorite moment

saw ninja sex party (and twrp!!!) last night w/ my friend and IT! WAS AMAZING!! OBVIOUSLY!!!

Eddie: Could you please stop doing that?

V: Why?

Eddie: Because you’re gonna break it and, uh, it’s really annoying

V: Why are you so on edge?

Eddie: Because these people are looking for us, and it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that they might be looking for Anne

V: It’s hard to believe she was ever WITH you.

Eddie: ‘Scuse me? That’s none of your business.

V: Why did you lose her?

Eddie: Why don’t you just root around inside my mind and maybe you’ll find the answer to your question?

V: I’ve already done that, Eddie.

Eddie: Yeah?

V: I’m kind of sick of poking around in there now, since it seems to be a damned miserable place riddled with neurosis.

Eddie: “Neurosis”? Alright, I don’t know how it works up there, but down here, on Earth? Shit happens to you when you’re a kid. Y'know I used to steal toys? When I was a kid. Not because I wanted to keep them, no I didn’t want to keep them, I just wanted to be the guy that found ‘em and gave them back, like y'know, “Here you go!” Cuz I wanted to be some kinda… I dunno, superhero…

V: Superhero?! Give me a break! Might I imbue you with 600 million years of alien wisdom?

Eddie: Please do.

V: Try…

Eddie: …”Try”?

V: …harder…

Eddie: …Yes?

V: not… to be a dick.

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