To laugh often and love much.

I cannot stress this enough; PLEASE unmute :')

David and Goliath

This should be a friendly reminder to KEEP your PETS inside

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

The camera look gets me every time

me when my moots make a weird little post about absolute nonsense

"i saw your name in the kudos list of the devil's sacrament"

Okay, but what were YOU doing in the kudos list of the devil's sacrament? 👀

queer is a gender, sexuality, romantic orientation, political alignment, and mission statement, babey

queer is literally a slur that means weird and strange

and I most certainly am weird and strange, what else you got?

everyone who translates chinese snark for me to enjoy should get a medal for their invaluable service