Adulthood is like I have to go buy more shampoo. I have to go buy more coffee grounds. I have to go buy more eggs. I have to go buy more toilet paper. I have to go buy more paper towels. I have to go buy more cumin. I have to clean the dishes so they can get dirty again. I have to do my laundry so it can get dirty again. I have to clean the bathroom so it can get dirty again. I have to buy more cleaner to clean the bathroom. I have to go buy more rice. I have to cook dinner. I have to cook dinner. I have to go buy more shampoo again.

no phone i did not “miss a call” i watched it ring the whole time

its soo embarrassing when ppl know im upset about something. its ruining my image

every time i have salmon it's like. bears are right. i would also stand in a stream for this.

Dogs are so funny like they understand hype. Other animals get freaked out but dogs get hyped.....

when animals look back at you like they’re the girl with the pearl earring

i dont have an emerald green chaise longue and im being so brave about it

I hate not doing anything actually but I’m very, very good at not doing anything. I have a natural talent for loitering, lounging and wasting time. An inherent idleness.

i love u blood orange sanpellegrino

scientists in the 50s were like I need to torture a monkey immediately