Ceridwyn

don’t ever go on a car ride with me because i won’t talk to you i’ll just stare out the window the entire time

Person with a mullet wearing a muscle shirt in a garage: You might think these are some normal cowboy boots, they ain’t. These are boot scooters. [Takes wheels out of dusty boots and stomps them on the ground] If you ain’t bootin’…You ain’t scootin’. [wheels away and runs into a fridge]

THE WINK

TIL, that even though rats are so cute animal they can be very mischaevous so do not hesitate to escalate the situation to voilence

I’ve literally never EVER been gayer

Neither has the girl watching

The babe in the back who stops to appreciate the skills

HE FUCKED KING SHARK?

IT GOT BETTER

DC FINALLY understands what the fans want.

Chuck Tingle is smiling 

I’M smiling

why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??

No one is regular, everyone is extraordinary

tumblr is such a bizarre kind of social interaction. like. the rules are so different here. I once unfollowed someone because they said prime numbers were ugly and that was simply the last straw for me. imagine hanging out with a friend and getting up from the table and never talking to them again because they told you they hated prime numbers. that’s what I did.