Ennon

All hail @bil-daddy and the @shutanictemple

All hail me! (Platonic)

and me (😜)

dissociativeomens

Ennon's revenge. Bildad gets a new earring.

@ennonymous-twink is a very naughty boy! @bil-daddy

#ennon the twink #ennon the lizard

I think you'll have to punish me, then, won't you?

Ego quoque twink erat - I too was a twink

Look ye here @ennonymous-twink

#ennon the twink #ennon the gay icon

Ooh are we being naughty again? @bil-daddy's going to be bilmaddy.

neil-gaiman

Hello mister Gaiman, how are you?

I just wanna say thak you for creating job's episode in season two. Yesterday in religion class (i know it sounds weird but its not like we pray is more a class where we talk about thing like "what in this life can bring you happiness" or similar question and then we discuss about it. But the prof is a priest and sometimes he reads passages from the bible) my prof started reading parts of the book of job and I went crazy thinking about good omens and wanting to talk so badly with someone about bildad the shuhite but my classmates are all homophobic idiots so I was near explosion. But then the prof was reading the questions job asked to god and I laughed thinking of "come back when you can make a whale". He saw me and asked why was i laughing and i wanted to tell everybody to watch good omens but I couldnt so I just said "oh no its just that I know how the story ends" and he was so surprised. And nothing. This is the story. Nothing happens i just wanted to say thanks to you and terry pratchett for creating this beautiful story and the amazing community that this show brought together.

(Also, i cant wait for s3)

Have a good day!

El

I love this!

I love this too and so will @bil-daddy and @blameless-job ...

(not sure about the whales, though)

blameless-job

Actually, I am deeply traumatized. I still have nightmares about losing my goats and my children in a terrible fire.

Uh, dad...why did you list your goats first and not your children?

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winter-seance

Good Omens | 2.02 Chapter 2: The Clue

Sometimes my arguments are not really tailored to the recipient.

@bil-daddy shaking his head a little (I bet he's grinning inside)

What is a permit, anyway? Nobody ever explained it to us

hamletslaststraw

imagine being one of job's children. you’re chilling in your mansion one day when an angel and a demon appear in the living room but your dad is god's whore so this is just a regular monday afternoon for you. turns out they are here to destroy you so the demon sets the house on fire but because he is bad at his job he also saves you. you are turned into a lizard because you keep interrupting their foreplay

#ennon the twink #ennon good omens

I don't have to imagine it :/

Being a lizard wasn't all that bad, though.

hello @bil-daddy

I was wondering, do you need any help with the children of the Shutanic temple? They can be quite a handful and I don’t think people will be happy if you turned them into geckos every time they annoy you. I am a very good babysitter I promise. I have sat on many babies. They all stop crying immediately when I do that, so I think it works. Also congrats to you and @mrazfellco!

Hey @loretta-dont-you-oppress-me, @sitisonmyface! Need any help at the @shutanic-temple-orphanage? @heartofawitch939 is volunteering to babysit and promises they're very good.

Thanks for the congratulations, kid (human--or witch?) Have an ox rib (platonic)

Oh, @heartofawitch939, I sure could use some help in the @shutanic-temple-orphanage! @sitisonmyface will be pretty busy trying to stop @ennonymous-twink from seducing @mrazfellco …

Our (human) children are very good children, but just to be on the safe side …

theallure939

wonderful @loretta-dont-you-oppress-me! When do you want me to start?

Oh, you can start anytime, @heartofawitch939. Actually, I have work for you. As far as I know, these are the children of the orphanage. It could be one more or one less - they are so fast ….

So much has happened lately that we haven't even found the time to get names for the kids ( human). Maybe you would like to meet them and find out their names?

theallure939

I would love to! Kids (human and goat) are one of my specialties. Who’s the one with the sword?

The three kids with kids (including the one with the sword) were donations by @ineffablegays13 - I fear he doesn't know any more about them than we do. Let's give them names for now.

Now I'm no expert, but you should probably confiscate that until the kid (human)'s a little older...

(Unless @mrazfellco plans to give her lessons on proper swordsmanship)

Swell idea! Are you coming, @mrazfellco or are you too engaged to engage swords? Mettez-vous en garde! Avec la plume de votre tante!

theallure939

should we get the other children swords as well then? We don’t want them to feel left out.

docdust

If @mrazfellco is too busy - which is very understandable with all the wedding preparations and so on - we might as well ask @ennonymous-twink to give sword lessons to our little orphans.

On the other hand we don't want to have a Lord of Flies 2.0 - sorry Beelzebub, @former-prince-of-hell ....

@bildaddy-and-mrazfellcos-wedding @bil-daddy @amagnificentobsession

#ennon the twink #keziah the middle child #i'm jemimah i made this pot #Sibling rivalry

I can I do that. I've been meaning to teach Jemimah to use a sword, so she can come along too for the lessons.

(But not Keziah. She's not allowed anything sharp after she snuck up behind me and cut my hair.)

phlebasthebroenician

Calling all my pretty boys

hey look it's me

one-coming-is-enough

...an iced pink ring with a hole in the middle?

Uh.

You wanna be careful what you post there, babe, there are some fuckin' weirdos on this website.

(I know @the-metatron only likes older guys, but I'm pretty sure you were born before I was, and I'm like 2,000-something and look 23 and he hit on Me, so. Yeah.)

I said what I said

silverwanderingcrow

evil bildad be like

What’s a shoe?

evil bildad be like

Have an ox rib (evil)

kleenexwoman

evil bildad be like

sitisonmyface

Funny! That's exactly what @ennonymous-twink said just after Keziah was born. It took him a little while to adjust to having a younger sister, but now they're the best of friends!

#ennon #Ennonymous twink #keziah the middle child

Yeah, totally!

*lets Keziah out of elbow chokehold*

*Keziah hides scissors and lock of Ennon's hair behind back*

*both turn and smile innocently at Sitis*

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shutanic-temple-orphanage

Тoys for little shutanic spawn Because I can't offer the services of a babysitter because of my slight aversion to children

Oh, this is so very welcome! Thank you very much, @lady-without-name! Since we are only starting out, your donation is very welcome to the orphanage.

Sincerely,

Loretta

Orphanage Management

@loretta-dont-you-oppress-me

This is OUR lucky day ...

Have you seen this, @sitisonmyface and @bil-daddy? We are seriously getting started.

sitisonmyface

Oh, how adorable! The children at the orphanage will love these!

Don't tell anyone, but my kids still sleep with stuffed animals. Ennon has a teddy bear, Keziah has a duck plushy, and Jemimah has a lizard plushy.

Stop embarrassing me, mum!

Elective Affinities

Let me humbly announce that I have now found a new place of action and affection. Family is where you feel you belong.

Thank you for being family, @blameless-job @ennonymous-twink @bil-daddy @sitisonmyface (unfortunately not in the picture)

sitisonmyface

We love you @loretta-dont-you-oppress-me. I managed to salvage the negatives of the photo we're all in together. @docdust was so kind to take it for us.

blameless-job

Thank you for being such a good friend to my wife.

And a cool aunt. Jemimah really looks up to you.

agoodomenssideblogiguess

Season 1, episode 1 we saw Eve's butt

Season 2, episode 1 we saw Gabriel's butt

Season 3, episode 1, whose butt will we see?

I volunteer as tribute!

vivi-theakuneko

"I'm Jemimah! I made this pot!"

(Also Crowley realized he liked the idea of Aziraphale with kids xD)

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Link to the collab post here

What a lovely family ...

Best uncles ever (platonic)

phlebasthebroenician

Calling all my pretty boys

hey look it's me

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amagnificentobsession

All I said was @bil-daddy is home 😳

They didn’t give me time to say you were taking @mrazfellco out tonight and it would be an early bedtime for everyone 🤦🏼‍♀️

Problem solved.

jobsblamelessgoats

“Mleeeh” (rude!)

amagnificentobsession

@jobsblamelessgoats if it’s ok, you can spend the night with the kids. Check with @bil-daddy and @mrazfellco. Tonight’s reading if approved I believe is rated PG.

jobsblamelessgoats

@bil-daddy @mrazfellco “mleeeeh??” (Can I spend the night with the kids?)