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Buy Jemimah's Pots!

Since there has been some interest in purchasing one or more of my daughter Jemimah's handmade pots, here is an order form.

Kindly provide the informations requested below and be rest assured that you will receive one of Jemima's pots. An advanced fee of 500 UZ dollars is required to process the transaction.

NAME...

BIRTHDATE...

ADDRESS...

PHONE NUMBER...

EMAIL...

SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER...

BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER...

ROUTING NUMBER...

MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME...

FATHER'S MIDDLE NAME...

STREET YOU GREW UP ON...

MAKE AND MODEL OF FIRST CAR...

NAME OF CHILDHOOD BEST FRIEND (in case they also want a pot)...

DEEPEST DARKEST FEAR...

MOST FANCIFUL HOPE...

and

WHAT YOU ATE FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING...

Thank you for your cooperation in this matter. Please submit all order forms to my Ask Box.

@the-almighty-god bless you!

#bildad the shuhite #a companion to owls #job minisode #Good omens #go s2

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ineffableandco

New behind the scenes photo of Andi Osho with Peter Davison and David Tennant.

Via Instagram

blameless-job

My lovely wife @sitisonmyface and the guy she told me not to worry about

sitisonmyface

My lovely husband @blameless-job and the guy he told me not to worry about

loretta-dont-you-oppress-me

Oh, @sitisonmyface you just look wonderful.

And @bil-daddy still had his tits before he gave them to me.

sitisonmyface

@blameless-job don't worry about @loretta-dont-you-oppress-me either

#sitisonmyface #Sitis on my face #Loretta #(Is it a tag? Or is it a hopeful request?)

ineffableandco

New behind the scenes photo of Andi Osho with Peter Davison and David Tennant.

Via Instagram

blameless-job

My lovely wife @sitisonmyface and the guy she told me not to worry about

sitisonmyface

My lovely husband @blameless-job and the guy he told me not to worry about

#sitisonmyface #blameless job #sitis on my face #job and sitis happily ever after

delusionalgirlfriend

we're a tiny bit busy weathering the wrath of god

A Companion to Owls

goodomensgifs

ANDI OSHO as SITIS

GOOD OMENS

2x02 ● “The Clue”

#sitis

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magicaltrevah

Jemimah made this pot.

sitisonmyface

Thank you for purchasing one of my daughter's lovely pots! Please keep us in mind if you're ever in the market for more. They make wonderful holiday gifts!

#sitis on my face

debilmann

it's bildad with his bildaughter jemima

blameless-job

@sitisonmyface, do you have something you need to tell me?

sitisonmyface

*laughs nervously* no, honey, nothing you need to worry about

#sitisonmyface #blameless job #gameless job

silverwanderingcrow

evil bildad be like

What’s a shoe?

bil-daddy

evil bildad be like

Have an ox rib (evil)

kleenexwoman

evil bildad be like

sitisonmyface

Funny! That's exactly what @ennonymous-twink said just after Keziah was born. It took him a little while to adjust to having a younger sister, but now they're the best of friends!

#sitis on my face (platonic)#ennon #sitisonmyface #Ennonymous twink

nyx-w

JOBS WIFE @timhawkinscomedy #timhawkins #djhuntsofficial #comedyshorts #funny #comedy #biblestory

Hmm you know he has a point.. you guys were there what’s your opinion? @bil-daddy @mrazfellco

blameless-job

He does have a point..

sitisonmyface

Oh he does, does he?

blameless-job

I only meant that it is indeed strange how you weren't part of the many trials @the-almighty-god had me suffer as a test of my faith, Sitis. It must be because you're so righteous, even more than I am.

Or perhaps because God knew that if you had been taken from me, then I would have failed, and she'd have lost her bet with Satan.

sitisonmyface

Oh, Job, that's so romantic.

#job and sitis happily ever after #sitisonmyface

nyx-w

JOBS WIFE @timhawkinscomedy #timhawkins #djhuntsofficial #comedyshorts #funny #comedy #biblestory

Hmm you know he has a point.. you guys were there what’s your opinion? @bil-daddy @mrazfellco

blameless-job

He does have a point..

sitisonmyface

Oh he does, does he?

#sitisonmyface

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shutanic-temple-orphanage

Тoys for little shutanic spawn Because I can't offer the services of a babysitter because of my slight aversion to children

Oh, this is so very welcome! Thank you very much, @lady-without-name! Since we are only starting out, your donation is very welcome to the orphanage.

Sincerely,

Loretta

Orphanage Management

@loretta-dont-you-oppress-me

loretta-dont-you-oppress-me

This is OUR lucky day ...

Have you seen this, @sitisonmyface and @bil-daddy? We are seriously getting started.

sitisonmyface

Oh, how adorable! The children at the orphanage will love these!

Don't tell anyone, but my kids still sleep with stuffed animals. Ennon has a teddy bear, Keziah has a duck plushy, and Jemimah has a lizard plushy.

#loretta's orphanage #shutanic temple orphanage #job and sitis happily ever after #sitisonmyface

grilmo-bartlett

@loretta-dont-you-oppress-me I have some children for you!! I tried to give them to @shutanictemple, but they couldn't accept them. Here you go!

(they're orphans and i think they'd love you)

loretta-dont-you-oppress-me

Helleluja! Praise be! Glory be! Well thank you so much! If I would open a Shutanic Orphanage, @sitisonmyface would you care to join? Can't handle this on my own... We would be closely attached to the @shutanictemple ...

It will be so much work doing all the laundry and cooking and so on. We can't raise them on a diet of ox ribs ...

(pic: Mrs Cas aka Loretta formerly known as Stan aka Eric Idle)

sitisonmyface

Of course I will help you with the @shutantic-temple-orphanage, Loretta. My children are getting older now, and I miss caring for babies and toddlers. Such fun ages! So cute!

@blameless-job, @ennonymous-twink, Keziah and Jemimah will volunteer as well, when they're not tending to @jobsblamelessgoats or assisting @bil-daddy and @mrazfellco at the @shutanictemple.

#sitis on my face #sitis #hi it's me best friend of loretta

loretta-dont-you-oppress-me

Elective Affinities

Let me humbly announce that I have now found a new place of action and affection. Family is where you feel you belong.

Thank you for being family, @blameless-job @ennonymous-twink @bil-daddy @sitisonmyface (unfortunately not in the picture)

sitisonmyface

We love you @loretta-dont-you-oppress-me. I managed to salvage the negatives of the photo we're all in together. @docdust was so kind to take it for us.

#sitis on my face (platonic)

loretta-dont-you-oppress-me

As my best friend Sitis ( @sitisonmyface ) said: "That's right! Don't you oppress her!"

"Have trust in Bildad the Shuhite!"

And then she sang: "I believe in miracles, since you came along, Bildaddy (@bil-daddy ) You sexy thing (sexy thing you)" ...

blameless-job

I'm sorry, my wife called @bil-daddy sexy? With no platonic in parentheses?

@sitisonmyface is this true?

sitisonmyface

Yes, dear. But he's gay, so it's fine.

#sitis on my face (platonic)

r4cs0

You've heard ot the TRANS FATS

Meet the

Badum tss

one-coming-is-enough

@the-almighty-god LOOK, MOTHER, I DID IT. I FINALLY FUCKIN MADE ONE.

NOW:

...did You ever have a Secret Lover???

the-almighty-god

Do you really want to know the details of your Mother's love life, Son?

happy-mokka

Well? Changing rules? Answering questions with questions now, are we @the-almighty-god ?

the-almighty-god

I can change the rules if I want to. I am God, after all.

docdust

Glory be! So you can certainly help my beloved sister Loretta? Please @the-almighty-god I dearly love her and she has been pining for it for quite a while.

the-almighty-god

Your sister Loretta is already a woman. She always has been--even when she hadn't realized it yet.

As for babies, perhaps a certain obstetrician knows of some she could adopt. Or, if she'd rather give birth herself, then she can consult the Holy Spirit (@holy-spirit-of-the-almighty)

docdust

❤️❤️❤️ Oh, Loretta will be beaming with joy. Thank you so much for your encouragement.

As for the babies, there is only one obstetrician who would be gifted enough to be entrusted with that task. @bil-daddy , would you take on this matter?

As for the Holy Spirit - I am not sure that they can be bothered. Seems to be on sabbatical.

bil-daddy

Sure, @docduct!

Hello, Loretta. Need any babies? (fair trade, ethically sourced)

(platonic, too, but that should really go without saying)

docdust

Loretta is overjoyed. She can also bring some ribs as starters. You seem to be quite an expert on ribs, @bil-daddy

(She will also deliver some shoes to be mended, but that's another matter).

bil-daddy

@docdust they already are, didn't your sister tell you?

docdust

Oh. No, she didn't.

But I found this in her in her poetry album:

"So Sitis, tell me, why is @bil-daddy always right?"

"Beats me ..."

sitisonmyface

He really is always right, though.

bil-daddy

You're right, ladies. I really am always right.

loretta-dont-you-oppress-me

I second that.

sitisonmyface

Hey bestie! We still on for brunch after Shutantic Temple?

#hi it's me - best friend of loretta #loretta #Sitis #Sitis on my face (platonic)

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r4cs0

You've heard ot the TRANS FATS

Meet the

Badum tss

one-coming-is-enough

@the-almighty-god LOOK, MOTHER, I DID IT. I FINALLY FUCKIN MADE ONE.

NOW:

...did You ever have a Secret Lover???

the-almighty-god

Do you really want to know the details of your Mother's love life, Son?

happy-mokka

Well? Changing rules? Answering questions with questions now, are we @the-almighty-god ?

the-almighty-god

I can change the rules if I want to. I am God, after all.

docdust

Glory be! So you can certainly help my beloved sister Loretta? Please @the-almighty-god I dearly love her and she has been pining for it for quite a while.

the-almighty-god

Your sister Loretta is already a woman. She always has been--even when she hadn't realized it yet.

As for babies, perhaps a certain obstetrician knows of some she could adopt. Or, if she'd rather give birth herself, then she can consult the Holy Spirit (@holy-spirit-of-the-almighty)

docdust

❤️❤️❤️ Oh, Loretta will be beaming with joy. Thank you so much for your encouragement.

As for the babies, there is only one obstetrician who would be gifted enough to be entrusted with that task. @bil-daddy , would you take on this matter?

As for the Holy Spirit - I am not sure that they can be bothered. Seems to be on sabbatical.

bil-daddy

Sure, @docduct!

Hello, Loretta. Need any babies? (fair trade, ethically sourced)

(platonic, too, but that should really go without saying)

docdust

Loretta is overjoyed. She can also bring some ribs as starters. You seem to be quite an expert on ribs, @bil-daddy

(She will also deliver some shoes to be mended, but that's another matter).

bil-daddy

@docdust they already are, didn't your sister tell you?

docdust

Oh. No, she didn't.