crowley is such a crier, i love this about him. he cries when the bookshop is burned down, he cries at the pub afterwards, he’s at least near tears when the bentley is destroyed, he cries when aziraphale goes to heaven, and then later, in the south downs, he cries during se— *gunshot*

i hate that most of their physical intimacy is haunted to the point where i doubt they got to enjoy any of it. they held hands for miracles. they danced but crowley was panicking about the demons outside. he confessed knowing it was doomed. they kissed but it was out of desperation. finger kiss but they are about to die? held hands again but ah too late they are evaporating.

*briefly half hugged twice but first time Crowley was swallowed up by hell 10 seconds later, the second time they did it just to save money on the CGI of the Bentley changing back to itself

#I'm still baffled they hugged for the CGI but not for the plot dare i say insulting even

kitten no creo que las macumbas de daddy puedan arreglar esto

solo quiero que sepan que la mandé a mi abuela afuera y metimos los goles. todos digan gracias hortensia

TODOS DIGAN GRACIAS HORTENSIA

Hortensia afuera cagada de frio y escupiendo cubitos de hielo pero por lo menos argentina vive GRACIAS HORTENSIA

el sábado a la noche la mando afuera con la estufa

"In another world" "in another life" no I refuse to accept that thought process actually. this is the only one I have and I want it in this one

the fact that aziraphale as bodyswap-crowley in hell addressed all the demons by name at the trial including dagon implies that crowley briefed him thoroughly about who to expect in hell if they came for him. now whether that was before or after their shag in crowley’s flat, i don’t know

controversial opinion but i should get what i want sometimes

I stumble in, panting, clutching my chest, sweating, dark circles under my eyes and fear in my heart (I was on the For You tab without realizing it and saw a rancid take).