Enjoy My Hate

did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful, terrible movies to be a blemish on your career forever?? why

 antonio banderas did so many high-profile movies then in spy kids he looked like this

tony shalhoub has won multiple emmys but he did spy kids and

even fucking george clooney wtf

steve buscemi is pretty goofy but still

salma hayek’s pigtails in this wow 

elijah wood was the lead in a movie that’s tied for the largest number of oscars of all time and he played a character creatively named “THE GUY”

sylvester stallone is like a cultural icon and he played not one but FOUR ridiculously dressed weirdos

alan cumming is the only one i can understand 

Sasuke’s point of view about love postulates that you indeed need a reason to love someone. He doesn’t have a reason, so he doesn’t love her. She has no reason, so she shouldn’t love him; yet, Kakashi still wants to talk him into responding to Sakura’s feelings. It’s guilt-tripping; trying to make Sasuke feel inadequate for not loving her back. He seeks to make Sasuke feel responsible for Sakura’s behaviour (“Sakura… never stopped wanting to save you. Never…”) and puts her in control of his emotions. Sasuke could end up feeling obligated to carry out things for her sake, even if it’s unreasonable. 

If love needs a reason, Sasuke doesn’t have a reason to love Sakura (she is not attractive to him, she never did anything for him, never understood him or tried to, etc.). 

If love doesn’t need a reason, then Sasuke is not in love with Sakura because he doesn’t know that love doesn’t need a reason. If he knew what love is, if he felt love, he would know that reason is not needed. He doesn’t feel any love, so he believes that love needs a reason and he has none. 

Well she was almost done stuffing him and then I noticed that you can put scents in your bear and fucking love cotton candy and the girl basically car salesmen style sold me on the scent pad and asked where I wanted the scent to go

And I didn’t know where it should go but she herself being quite the plushie enthusiast was like “you’re gonna hug him a lot right? may I reccomend right here” and pointed to his forehead

So I was like “awe cute yeah that sounds good” (my bulbasaur is totally stuffed mind you and I even had her make him extra firm )

and then the girl rolls up her sleeves and was like “alright bulbasaur! Here we go! I apologize in advance but this is gonna look very inappropriate!”

And she fisted my super full bulbasaur all the way to her elbow saying sorry to him and to me over and over again. It took her several tries to get the scent pad in place since my bulbasaur was so stuffed and she looked like she was straining and saying “I don’t know why they didn’t think about this design more, so many parents are gonna complain about this one day, I know it”

SECOND: I HAVE TO PREPARE MYSELF FOR THE CHILD PURCHASING THE ANALLY INCLINED POKEMON ASKING ME, “why is it in it’s butt?”

LIKE I DON’T K N O W BUT IT ISN’T MY FAULT AND I CAN’T VERY WELL SAY I’M “RAWING BULBASAUR” IN FRONT OF A CHILD AND PARENT COMBO BUT EVERY TIME I LAUGH AND SAY, “that’s just the way it is” WHILE I FORCE STUFFING INTO THE POOR TOY’S ASSHOLE AND ASK MYSELF HOW MY LIFE CAME TO THIS

when we got bulbasaur my manager looked at me, looked at its anus, and said she was sorry.

Me at the end of 2016

Me ready for 2017 like

Me going into 2018 like