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wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

If you ever see me with a backwards cap that means I'm in dick sucking mode

i just think it's important to understand that love is not the antithesis of horror in fact it's often the catalyst

"but if it's horrifying then it's not really love it's corruption it's lust it's obsession" you are not only wrong but you are also boring. go away.

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

disappearing like the roanoke colonists but carving "I NEED A FAT BITCH" into a tree instead of "CROATOAN"

the old friends senior dog sanctuary fan tumblr did this

high as fuck lowballing never worn baby shoe listings

To give more context: The reviewer was Jean Lorrain, who also was gay. Both showed up to the duel and both missed on purpose.

gay people can never just ask each other out

*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey