Get a Life You Ganja Gremlin

they should invent something that reduces the amount of pain you are experiencing.

ublock origin is pretty funny. oh? you want to show me an ad? damn buddy that sucks. L + ratio + assets.tumblr.com/pop/src/assets/images/house-rightrail-premium-with-patio-47ce20b6.gif$image into my filters immediately

there’s a t-shirt that says “I survived a bad day and all I got was the rest of my life” and yeah I still think about it

omg the girlies

omg the girls are saviiiiiiiing wiiiildliiiiife

Not all heroes wear capes. Or trousers.

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

you are my mutual and to some extent my wife

I just saw the world's freshest baby in Panera bread. Like that thing was JUST out of the oven. I've heard of being wet behind the ears but this baby was wet behind the everything. It was still damp.

ppl doing long distance pet play on here is so fucking funny like your dog is off its leash bro . it’s in another state