BACK OUT; GONE SOON

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

Im glad they made up romance for stories and music but can you imagine how scary it would be to deal with all that for real

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

Every single day this month has been like Okay sure. Okay sure what the hell. Okay sure. I guess

i’m a lover, a yearner, and a freak

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me

you have a headache because you have powers

don't worry about me when I say this but I think in a way being hunted for sport would be a relief. my nervous system would be like, wow. finally, a proportional reaction

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

Vampire girl explaining that vampires don’t necessarily have to kill someone to drink their blood, but she did kind of kill a lot of people back when she was all depressed pre-transition: “when I was an egg I ate four dozen lads”