wouldnt talk to a friend the way i talk to myself

I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.

the way trump is talking abt hillary makes him sound like a scorned lover lmao what if monica wasn’t bill’s only side bitch??

you gotta be fucking kidding me

President Putin, the US people are suffering greatly and only you can relieve our pain by releasing the Bill Cliton × Donald Trump oral photograph

You do not understand how much we, as a people, no as a species, need those photos to be released by Putin

Like do I want to see Bill Clinton's dick, almost certainly not but, just like we need proof of this event

we used to turn the tv on and just watch whatever was on there

Yes, it was frequently The Simpsons.

Did anyone ever like attempt to document and compile the variations of Barney the dinosaur murder ballads across the elementary school system in the early 2000s. Like legit it has always fascinated me as a phenomena and I would love to know if there were like traceable regional variations or what.

Looking at the tags so far I’m kind of fascinated by how much the ‘I Love You’ parodies vary in their phrasing/murder weapons but the ‘Joy to the World’ ones are nearly identical

Oh, this was a thing long before the 2000s. I still remember every word of the version I learned in first grade in like '91 or '92: "I hate you, you hate me, I tied Barney to a tree. With an M-16, I shot him in the head, now that stupid dino's dead." Looking back on it now, I'm most struck by the juxtaposition of "specifying what type of machine gun was used" with the fact that "stupid" was the most cutting epithet we could come up with.

I really wish mojang would change their update model purely so I can make a fun modpack with current features that doesn't involve like 5 horrible backport to 1.20.1 mods

I want to play with the happy ghast and trial chambers and the pale garden and mob variants and the upcoming copper tools but I'm never gonna get to because minecraft can't stick to one version long enough for modders to move to it

the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt

The real reason why you need to be social is the best chinese place within 10 miles is an unknown hole in the wall with a yearly marketing budget of $15 dollars and you will never, ever find it unless someone tells you about it.

at this point the whole "(asian cuisine of choice) restaurant is a dirty cheap hole in the wall with the cash register run by the owner's 12 year old daughter doing math homework" as an indicator of authenticity and quality coming from white people is starting to feel racially fucking motivated for some reason I can't quite put my finger on