The Ol' Zweihander

The real reason why you need to be social is the best chinese place within 10 miles is an unknown hole in the wall with a yearly marketing budget of $15 dollars and you will never, ever find it unless someone tells you about it.

at this point the whole "(asian cuisine of choice) restaurant is a dirty cheap hole in the wall with the cash register run by the owner's 12 year old daughter doing math homework" as an indicator of authenticity and quality coming from white people is starting to feel racially fucking motivated for some reason I can't quite put my finger on

I forgot this shit is being passed around in illiterate circles of white people like a shambling zombie and everyone is telling me to get owned over being mad about a trend I hyperbolized here due to me hyperbolizing even though I've literally heard whites make jokes verbatim about how the best Chinese places are in strip malls and have children manning the registers

are you fucking kidding me

suck my nuts from the back

Accidentally zoomed out on my maps app when looking for a restaurant and it gave me results for “lunch” in all of north america lol

Send all of the data you hacve

Fascist Phalangist fighter aiming her gun at Palestinian and Shia civilians

the woman in the picture is jocelyne khoueiry, who was part of the kataeb party responsible for committing the sabra and shatila massacre among others. stop sharing this image out of context. there is nothing cool or badass about a militia that collaborated with israel to fight palestinian resistance

Double child prodigy whose spy work was so secretive his cover story was that he was working in the nuclear program and quit music to teach undergraduate math classes on the strength of a bachelor's degree from Harvard and refused interviews for the last 20 years of his life including when he without explanation put all of his music in the public domain is such a delightful mid-century American character. Plus he invented the Jello shot. They just don't make them like that anymore. They probably can't.

The real reason why you need to be social is the best chinese place within 10 miles is an unknown hole in the wall with a yearly marketing budget of $15 dollars and you will never, ever find it unless someone tells you about it.

at this point the whole "(asian cuisine of choice) restaurant is a dirty cheap hole in the wall with the cash register run by the owner's 12 year old daughter doing math homework" as an indicator of authenticity and quality coming from white people is starting to feel racially fucking motivated for some reason I can't quite put my finger on

I forgot this shit is being passed around in illiterate circles of white people like a shambling zombie and everyone is telling me to get owned over being mad about a trend I hyperbolized here due to me hyperbolizing even though I've literally heard whites make jokes verbatim about how the best Chinese places are in strip malls and have children manning the registers

are you fucking kidding me