Ender is PogChamp

“esports is full of bad ideas, what’s one more?” - ender

some freaks want to sequence my genome or something so i guess ill give them my blood on monday. i hope theyll be nice to me about my dna :(

will my parents be mad at me if i show their dna to strangers...

the first thing u need to understand about athletes is that they are cringe losers bc they skipped school in hopes of never having to work a real job. the second thing you need to understand abt athletes is that they are first and foremost workers whose years of lucrative labour are capped by the very real limit that the strain of that selfsame work puts on their bodies which means they retire at an age before most people's careers even really take off and are expected to get by for the rest of their lives on the money they earned those few years. the third thing you need to understand is that they want to fuck their coworker.

everything is a reference when you're crazy

all the mistakes a celebrity has ever made are stitches in the beautiful tapestry of RPF

who is the lol game changers player that named themself after a motorcylcle