are you okay tall boy?

no you know what SPORTS IS ABOUT HOPE

listen i see the tboy swag and it is there but yall neeeeeeeeed to hear me out on transfem skuba

i just think he could cosplay viper or smth "as a joke" and have a life changing epiphany while at it

my hottest take is we need more overt cheating in our rpf. too much 'what if they were both single' or 'what if they were in a polycule/open relationship and their significant others were okay with it.' no we need more homewrecking. i want these people to feel so guilty they feel like they're gonna hurl but sleeping with somebody else anyway because they can't resist and their desire outweighs the guilt. i want to walk away from a fic with my opinion of somebody slightly lowered even though i know its not real like when you have a dream about someone doing something bad. i want that man coming home from [redacted]ing his best friend's [redacted], kissing his partner on the lips knowing they would hate them for what they just did if they knew. have some fun with it.

these are real people and not fictional characters what the fuck

I think real people should cheat on each other for my entertainment now what

You are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. I am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.

by the fourth or fifth time you "come back wrong" no ones even impressed anymore

I''d be impressed you've found four or five different ways to come back wrong.

alright im done put me in the heart locket