Villain Coded Bi

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

TTRPGs (pronounced "Titterpigs") were a popular form of group amusement in the early twenty-first century.

I will buttmog your wife, I will buttmog your son, I will buttmog your zoomer daughter

you have to post bull shit online. to fulfill your amazing digital purpose

doing the "we are the daughters of the witches you couldn't burn" thing in a catholic country making it somewhat unclear what I'm getting at

this is an excellent question but your phone may have a concussion

Divorce seems to radicalize american men in a way that needs to be studied

A divorced american man will join a right wing terror group because he didnt get custody of the kids he didnt take care of at all

An american man will have an affair with a colleague, get caught, get divorced, and join isis

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

new mychart message! aw damn....doc says my reality and existence lab work was wayyy off so she's referring me to an Ontologist