surprisingly

guy who's having gauzy idealized wife flashbacks for the whole adventure but it turns out she isn't dead or anything he just really misses her and wants to get home

TFW you roll a 20 on intellect and a 2 on diplomacy.

Oh so you'd rather use eugenics on animals and abuse them instead? 🙄

i was about to get violent then i saw the handle im crying

tumblr really has a gimmick blog for anything huh

“why do you rb and add to your own posts” i’m talking to myself

I am dramatically building on a thought

And I am not done talking yet

And actually I forgot to add something earlier

get yourself someone who can do both

@gwen-no-fear

What I’m getting from this is that Marvel turns elves Goth

People complain that The Fellowship of the Ring is slow but I always appreciated that Tolkien took the time to establish the Hobbits as relatable people who had no idea what they were in for. It’s unfortunate that more epic fantasy novels don’t bother to make their protagonists goofy bastards, but Tolkien was kind enough to include an extended chaos bath sequence full of singing and buffoonery before sending off his heroes to be traumatized by terror and tragedy and soul-destroying powers.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow!"

A man walks into a beam and says "My eyes!"

A man walks into a pole and says "Przepraszam."