surprisingly

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

#op its your job to kill that whale

I have GOT to stop spending $30

I have GOT to stop spending $30

guy who's having gauzy idealized wife flashbacks for the whole adventure but it turns out she isn't dead or anything he just really misses her and wants to get home

TFW you roll a 20 on intellect and a 2 on diplomacy.

Oh so you'd rather use eugenics on animals and abuse them instead? 🙄

i was about to get violent then i saw the handle im crying

tumblr really has a gimmick blog for anything huh

“why do you rb and add to your own posts” i’m talking to myself

I am dramatically building on a thought

And I am not done talking yet

And actually I forgot to add something earlier

get yourself someone who can do both

@gwen-no-fear

What I’m getting from this is that Marvel turns elves Goth