serve God, love well, and commit to the bit

everyone acts like your only choice is total excess or complete abstinence. what about moderation… what happened to my good old girl Moderation?

And, remember: I don’t have bail money.

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

"we live in an uncaring universe." sorry the special planet full of beauty and animals and food literally growing out of the ground isnt good enough for you. i guess

you think that you're so alone in the world then you read literature from hundreds of years ago and you realize that other people have always felt this way

one of the best pieces of advice I've ever heard (for myself, at least) is that if you're in a terrible mood and NOTHING is helping, then start doing the chores/responsibilities/job stuff/etc that you've been putting off. Will it put you in an even worse mood temporarily? Probably, but you're already pissed off, so you might as well double up on it at that point 😭 there's no loss. It's not like finally getting around to cleaning the house and scheduling appointments is going to ruin the good day that you aren't currently having to begin with 💀 And then, when the bad mood passes, you'll have gotten shit done and you'll feel a lot better later, even if in the moment you're having The Worst Time Ever about it.

my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right

most of my outfits would be highly elevated if i had a brown leather shoulder holster and a magnum revolver

Yeah I'm not THAT old but texting is kinda dumb. I get why it's useful but kinda dumb to spend a couple minutes typing stuff with your thumbs that you could just call and say in 10 seconds.

The difference is that a phone call puts you on the spot. You can't defer answering the question until later, because the other person has your attention and they know it. And for some people, a text message buys them time to determine how best to word a response, because word choice and tone really matter to them.

lets out a single agonized bloodcurdling scream but doesnt elaborate on why and just walks it off

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written