Leave her alone

i think thats none of my business this why u white people be dying, leave her… she just tryna blow off some steam on a friday night

all im saying is i love tall girls

What i wanna know is why is it always android users who see this shit cuz if they had a Miss Iphone it woulda been captured in full HD and we wouldn’t be playing this game!

*looks in the mirror* not this soft and sensitive loving emotional wreck again

*looks in the mirror* not this soft and sensitive loving emotional wreck again

Yeah, that’s usually how people responded to seeing them in the Bible…

There’s a good reason why angels’ standard greeting is ‘Do not be afraid’.

@fem-deanwinchester

I’M GONNA JUST SEND MOM

Australian wildlife was my dark creation phase

This is my new favorite post

this “bon appetit” meme has turned into some sort of bizarre telephone game where each incarnation sounds more and more different than the original. in what way does “bon appetit” sound like “osteoporosis”

i don’t know but it’s cracking me up every time i even think about it

reblogged for the first gif in the set.  look how damn cute he looks there! that awkward smile! so precious.

Someone give him a rom com plz

actually this is the “my daddy pays for everything and ive never had a job GO Greek!” outfit. 

The “My name is Preston, and I enjoy roofie-ing girls with my best buds and wearing matching sweaters” look

The ” I’ve never been with a black girl before haha” look

The “I’m drunk on somebody else’s PBR, when are you gonna play some Imagine Dragons, brah?” look

The “My Best FRiend Is Black. I Forgot His Name and Don’t Invite Him to My Neighborhood Though” look

the “I’ve Never Taken Public Transportation in My Life and Snort Coke in the Back of an Uber” look

The “I act like a stereotypical high school movie jock but the only sport I play is golf” look

The “Don’t stereotype us and complain if we stereotype you” outift

The last one tho .^^^

the “What would you do if i was there next to you right now” outfit

The “I say nigga sometimes with my friends when nobodies around” outfit

Lmfao

The “I like instigating fights but if you hit me my daddy will sue” outfit

The “without me?” outfit

The “poor people are lazy and my parents are rich because they work hard outfit”

The “u got kik” outfit

The “nah I could never be friends with a gay person. What if they hit on me?” Outfit

Adorable little assholes

This puts absolutely nothing into perspective, but that’s not a Bad Thing.