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One of the contractors at work is a dude who recently moved here from the Bay Area. He is used to Northern California, which is to say that he is NOT used to the general Tornado Alley attitude towards Thor dragging his dick across the plains and causing massive destruction on a semi-regular basis.
Namely, the fact that we get them at all, and the fact that the general Midwestern response is to wander outside to see if we can see it.
We have bad weather forcasted the next few days and I had to talk him through the site tornado plan and storm shelter locations (we have six on site, my office is actually inside one) to head off the poor guy's anxiety and also I had to admit that yes, I also share the general Tornado Alley brain damage and go outside to try and see it when the sirens go off.
Poor man thinks everyone in tornado Alley is out of their minds and as one of those people I can't even deny it. 'I seek shelter if it's heading this way' did not reassure him, he's convinced we are mad.
To answer the question in the notes, @what-about-second-tmblr ; when I visited Sacramento and LA some years ago, the sensation of a minor earthquake shifting the ground around just barely enough for a human to feel it had me freaked out and basically lying flat on my back outside going AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA while the Californians looked at me like I'd lost my mind.
Can confirm. Canadian here. We had a blizzard a few years back with gale force winds that blew two feet of snow into metre-high drifts. The only thing moving outside was snowmobiles, and the army in APCs, taking people to hospitals. Our local radio station announced it was -40 outside with a windchill of -85 (celsius) and would people please stay the hell inside and keep warm. Hubby and I looked at each other, wondering what -85 feels like...? So we bundled up and mushed over to my MIL's house a couple of kilometres away, where we met his two sisters who, it turned out, had asked themselves the same question. We all had tea, thawed out for a bit, and went home.
saw someone post "I don't understand why anyone would have separate 'winter tires' unless they're just looking for things to spend money on" and looked at her account and she's from LA. which is funny but I think we're all guilty of similar behavior sometimes. if you see people spending time and effort on something that seems stupid to you it's worth considering whether you're the Californian in this scenario
Reminds me when this guy from BC asked me whether Ontario hadn't heard of this great road safety invention, those metal reflectors that get hammered into the road surface to show lane markings at nighttime. My response: "You obviously haven't heard of this other great road safety invention we use in Ontario, called snow ploughs?"
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"So, what would fandom etiquette for journalists actually look like?
At the very least, it means asking permission before embedding fan art or linking directly to fan fiction in coverage. It means thinking twice before asking actors or artists to react to ships or explicit fan creations. It means considering whether a fan reasonably expected their work to stay within the community it was made for. Most importantly, it means treating fandom spaces like real places inhabited by real people, many of whom seek out these spaces precisely because they offer a sense of belonging they may not find elsewhere.
Fandom does not need to remain in the margins to deserve respect. But if journalists are going to cover this subject, and we should, we have to be willing to approach these spaces with the same care, ethics, and nuance we would bring to any other community. Because behind every fic or piece of fan art is someone saying, 'This mattered to me.' Did it matter to you too?"
Crystal Bell - "The Pitt" fans aren't happy with journalists. We need real etiquette when reporting on fandom" Teen Vogue, April 9, 2026
Welcome to another collection of fics with a focus on Clint and/or Natasha, often Clintasha, and some poly, for your delight and enjoyment.
Thank you to everyone who took part in the 2026 Mini Promptathon! A masterlist is available below and on dreamwidth; if there's anything incorrect or missing, please just let me know.
As usual, you can still create fills for any of the prompts for this event. If you feel inspired, please share! We won't be including any later fics in this masterlist, but we'd love to see what you come up with.
Mini Promptathon 2026 Masterlist
All for One | AO3 by ultra_fic
(PG/K+; warning for canonical character death)
Prompt: Creativeprompts: Prompt #1274
"Why are you here?"
"You have no business asking me that question. Why are you here?"
and i'll never go home again | AO3 by @clintnatasha
(Gen; choose not to warn)
Prompt: “ I want to meet you in every place i have loved ” from This is how you lose the time war
Body Count | AO3 by @alphaflyer
(Teen; no warnings apply)
Prompt: Other SHIELD agents trying to guess Nat and Clint's body count.
Brawling Ballerinas | AO3 by @agentsofpuppies
(T; no warnings apply)
Prompt: Early in their partnership, Clint is stuck on a job in Malaysia, Laura and Cooper are home with the flu, that leaves Natasha alone to go to Lila's dance recital. She just has to show up, right?
Be My Baby | AO3 by ultra_fic
(PG/K+; no warnings apply)
Prompt:Dirty Dancing AU
Blaze of Glory | AO3 by ultra_fic
(PG-13/T; warnings for implied character death/mentions of suicide mission)
Prompt: “i don’t care what happens to me.” “i do.”
Back to the Future | AO3 by @cassiesinsanity
(G; no warnings apply)
Prompt: Their kid from the future plays matchmaker.
Be there when I’m up | AO3 by @sceniclola
(Mature; graphic alcohol consumption, violence, not graphic vomiting)
Prompt: (Whumpy H/C) Yelena is in crisis (Could be mental health-related from trauma/being alone after Nat left to go back to the Avengers, could involve substances &/or self-harm). Nat & Clint find her, & Nat takes care of her all night through the worst of it. Clint sits out of Yelena's eyesight & just within Nat's reach, taking care of Nat so she doesn't get triggered/dissociate (ASL is a good tool)
can you hear me screaming "please don't leave me" | AO3 by winged_arrows
(G; choose not to warn, spoilers for Endgame)
Prompt: "Nat, where's Clint?"
Gold Medal | AO3 by @firlalaith
(PG; no warnings apply, werewolf!Clint)
Prompt:: Winter Olympics! Competitors on the same team, rivals, coaches, volunteers/staff/organisers/audience, AU, undercover…
How Much? | AO3 by ultra_fic
(PG/K+; no warnings apply)
Prompt: "I'd fight a bear for you. Wouldn't win, but I'd do it."
If You Don't Mind, Then It Don't Matter | AO3 by ultra_fic
(PG/K+; no warnings apply)
Prompt: Since Clint spent some time brainwashed by Loki, everyone keeps shoving him at Bucky Barnes. Like, 'they have so much in common', and 'you know how it feels', and 'you might be able to help him.' And Clint doesn't want to, but he kinda resents it. Because it's not the same as what Bucky went through, he's trying to ignore that it happened thanks, he doesn't have his own shit together let alone feel capable of helping anyone else, all of the above… (Eventual friendship, poly, deciding it's okay not to be friends, whatever you like!)
Love and War | AO3 by @mx-loar-tev
(Teen; Warnings: war, bombing, hospital)
Prompt: A Saint Valentine's legend inspired prompt - getting married in secret.
Little Girl Lost | AO3 by ultra_fic
(G/K; no warnings apply)
Prompt: Natasha lost her arrow necklace.
Last night I told you | AO3 by @sceniclola
(Teen; no warnings apply)
Prompt: we’ve woken up hungover and last night i told you i was in love with you
Match | AO3 by @mx-loar-tev
(Explicit; smut, swearing, threats of violence)
Prompt: Escape room. Collection of characters of your choice. Shenanigans.
AND Nat and Clint match on tinder with intentions of just hooking up. After they both realize that they actually liked the other person, but are worried that they are only interested in FWB arrangement. Pinning.
Memento Mei (Quia ventus est vita mea) | AO3 by by @mx-loar-tev
(Teen; temporary character death, amnesia)
Prompt: “you remember everything barton does! that’s love!!” “no, that’s intel.”
One Giant Leap | AO3 by ultra_fic
(PG/K+; no warnings apply)
Prompt: Time travel, but into the future.
She Doesn’t Give a Shirt | Ao3 by ultra_fic
(PG/K, no warnings apply)
Prompt: from twitter: my girlfriend was looking for a shirt to wear from MY closet and had the audacity to say "we need more shirts" AND Drabbble challenge! Exactly 100 word fill/s for any prompt.
Sharing is Caring by @cassiesinsanity
(G; no warnings apply)
Prompt: from twitter: my girlfriend was looking for a shirt to wear from MY closet and had the audacity to say "we need more shirts"
Soul Meets Body | AO3 by @isle0fmisfitt0ys
(Mature; Major Character Death/Fix-It & all the grief & despair that comes along the way, PTSD moments (mentions of suicidal ideation-fleeting, not explicit; discussion of seeing Natasha unalive- again, not graphic), injury & pain (just enough to make the story good, I promise :) )
Prompt: Natasha in space after events on Vormir
The Freezer | AO3 by @brekitten
(Gen; no warnings apply)
Prompt:Clint finds out he's half alien
Tell Her What She Wants To Know | AO3 by ultra_fic
(G/K; no warnings apply)
Prompt: Clint gets to know that Bucky is in love with Natasha. During their talk, Clints basically ends up giving Bucky a pep-talk to go for it. Bucky is surprised that he would be so chill about it.
“I pretty much assume that everyone is in love with her at all times”, Clint shrugs, “doesn’t bother me.”
(Could end in OT3 or just as Clint&Bucky conversation about Nat.)
The Right Decision | AO3 by @brekitten
(Teen; minor violence
Prompt: Natasha undercover in HYDRA
Third Wheel | AO3 by @inkvoices
(PG13; open relationships, polyamory)
Prompt: Third-wheeling with this post as inspiration
What we are | AO3 by @mx-loar-tev
(Teen; no warnings apply)
Prompt: we're not dating, we're just… [vague gestures]
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This is the sorta segment I wish still existed in kids’ shows. Soothing voiceover, mellow music, no flashy graphics. Just a calm behind-the-scenes look at something you might call mundane but that most of us would never have a clue about if no one pulled the curtain back to reveal its inner workings.
i do NOT write for myself i write for the eleven year old girl walking circles on the playground making up stories in her head and muttering the dialogue out loud. i see you girl. that stick you found DOES look like a cool dagger.
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Welcome to another collection of fics with a focus on Clint and/or Natasha, often Clintasha, and some poly, for your delight and enjoyment.
Thank you to everyone who took part in the 2026 Mini Promptathon! A masterlist is available below and on dreamwidth; if there's anything incorrect or missing, please just let me know.
As usual, you can still create fills for any of the prompts for this event. If you feel inspired, please share! We won't be including any later fics in this masterlist, but we'd love to see what you come up with.
Mini Promptathon 2026 Masterlist
All for One | AO3 by ultra_fic
(PG/K+; warning for canonical character death)
Prompt: Creativeprompts: Prompt #1274
"Why are you here?"
"You have no business asking me that question. Why are you here?"
and i'll never go home again | AO3 by @clintnatasha
(Gen; choose not to warn)
Prompt: “ I want to meet you in every place i have loved ” from This is how you lose the time war
Body Count | AO3 by @alphaflyer
(Teen; no warnings apply)
Prompt: Other SHIELD agents trying to guess Nat and Clint's body count.
Brawling Ballerinas | AO3 by @agentsofpuppies
(T; no warnings apply)
Prompt: Early in their partnership, Clint is stuck on a job in Malaysia, Laura and Cooper are home with the flu, that leaves Natasha alone to go to Lila's dance recital. She just has to show up, right?
Be My Baby | AO3 by ultra_fic
(PG/K+; no warnings apply)
Prompt:Dirty Dancing AU
Blaze of Glory | AO3 by ultra_fic
(PG-13/T; warnings for implied character death/mentions of suicide mission)
Prompt: “i don’t care what happens to me.” “i do.”
Back to the Future | AO3 by @cassiesinsanity
(G; no warnings apply)
Prompt: Their kid from the future plays matchmaker.
Be there when I’m up | AO3 by @sceniclola
(Mature; graphic alcohol consumption, violence, not graphic vomiting)
Prompt: (Whumpy H/C) Yelena is in crisis (Could be mental health-related from trauma/being alone after Nat left to go back to the Avengers, could involve substances &/or self-harm). Nat & Clint find her, & Nat takes care of her all night through the worst of it. Clint sits out of Yelena's eyesight & just within Nat's reach, taking care of Nat so she doesn't get triggered/dissociate (ASL is a good tool)
can you hear me screaming "please don't leave me" | AO3 by winged_arrows
(G; choose not to warn, spoilers for Endgame)
Prompt: "Nat, where's Clint?"
Gold Medal | AO3 by @firlalaith
(PG; no warnings apply, werewolf!Clint)
Prompt:: Winter Olympics! Competitors on the same team, rivals, coaches, volunteers/staff/organisers/audience, AU, undercover…
How Much? | AO3 by ultra_fic
(PG/K+; no warnings apply)
Prompt: "I'd fight a bear for you. Wouldn't win, but I'd do it."
If You Don't Mind, Then It Don't Matter | AO3 by ultra_fic
(PG/K+; no warnings apply)
Prompt: Since Clint spent some time brainwashed by Loki, everyone keeps shoving him at Bucky Barnes. Like, 'they have so much in common', and 'you know how it feels', and 'you might be able to help him.' And Clint doesn't want to, but he kinda resents it. Because it's not the same as what Bucky went through, he's trying to ignore that it happened thanks, he doesn't have his own shit together let alone feel capable of helping anyone else, all of the above… (Eventual friendship, poly, deciding it's okay not to be friends, whatever you like!)
Love and War | AO3 by @mx-loar-tev
(Teen; Warnings: war, bombing, hospital)
Prompt: A Saint Valentine's legend inspired prompt - getting married in secret.
Little Girl Lost | AO3 by ultra_fic
(G/K; no warnings apply)
Prompt: Natasha lost her arrow necklace.
Last night I told you | AO3 by @sceniclola
(Teen; no warnings apply)
Prompt: we’ve woken up hungover and last night i told you i was in love with you
Match | AO3 by @mx-loar-tev
(Explicit; smut, swearing, threats of violence)
Prompt: Escape room. Collection of characters of your choice. Shenanigans.
AND Nat and Clint match on tinder with intentions of just hooking up. After they both realize that they actually liked the other person, but are worried that they are only interested in FWB arrangement. Pinning.
Memento Mei (Quia ventus est vita mea) | AO3 by by @mx-loar-tev
(Teen; temporary character death, amnesia)
Prompt: “you remember everything barton does! that’s love!!” “no, that’s intel.”
One Giant Leap | AO3 by ultra_fic
(PG/K+; no warnings apply)
Prompt: Time travel, but into the future.
She Doesn’t Give a Shirt | Ao3 by ultra_fic
(PG/K, no warnings apply)
Prompt: from twitter: my girlfriend was looking for a shirt to wear from MY closet and had the audacity to say "we need more shirts" AND Drabbble challenge! Exactly 100 word fill/s for any prompt.
Sharing is Caring by @cassiesinsanity
(G; no warnings apply)
Prompt: from twitter: my girlfriend was looking for a shirt to wear from MY closet and had the audacity to say "we need more shirts"
Soul Meets Body | AO3 by @isle0fmisfitt0ys
(Mature; Major Character Death/Fix-It & all the grief & despair that comes along the way, PTSD moments (mentions of suicidal ideation-fleeting, not explicit; discussion of seeing Natasha unalive- again, not graphic), injury & pain (just enough to make the story good, I promise :) )
Prompt: Natasha in space after events on Vormir
The Freezer | AO3 by @brekitten
(Gen; no warnings apply)
Prompt:Clint finds out he's half alien
Tell Her What She Wants To Know | AO3 by ultra_fic
(G/K; no warnings apply)
Prompt: Clint gets to know that Bucky is in love with Natasha. During their talk, Clints basically ends up giving Bucky a pep-talk to go for it. Bucky is surprised that he would be so chill about it.
“I pretty much assume that everyone is in love with her at all times”, Clint shrugs, “doesn’t bother me.”
(Could end in OT3 or just as Clint&Bucky conversation about Nat.)
The Right Decision | AO3 by @brekitten
(Teen; minor violence
Prompt: Natasha undercover in HYDRA
Third Wheel | AO3 by @inkvoices
(PG13; open relationships, polyamory)
Prompt: Third-wheeling with this post as inspiration
What we are | AO3 by @mx-loar-tev
(Teen; no warnings apply)
Prompt: we're not dating, we're just… [vague gestures]
my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"
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