vampire schmoney

edward likes taking bella to the meadow because she gets eaten up by mosquitos who then become flying little snackies that edward doubles back for. edward leaps about the meadow snatching them up like a bass jumping from a lake

i will defend that fictional teenage girl with my life. i literally don’t even care what she did. you would’ve done it too if you were her she’s probably handling things better than you would in her shoes

cool I always wanted the entire twilight movie as a stamp

Nobody understands the bond between a girl and the mediocre book she read when she was 13 years old.

A chess match between a mind reader and someone who can see the future would glitch the matrix.

Y’all are just stealing shit from twilight now