i bless the fates it was not so

the real moral lesson in chess is that you can only move forwards 5-6 times in your life before you're turned into a beautiful queen but also rarely you might be turned into a horse

genuinely people should be getting arrested for this heat. oil ceos should be getting dragged out onto the streets and kicked to death over this.

Come to think of it, it really is insane that my entire country is burning alive and literally no one in the rest of the world cares. Thousands of Indians are dying every day from the heat, it's 45+ degrees in multiple areas, the government couldn't give two fucks, we're getting severe warnings and red alerts, and not a soul outside of South Asia is speaking about it because why would you ever care about brown people

can you lez the fuck in

making lists is so important to me like yesssss girl let's break a large concept into manageable pieces

i'll even pirate free things. you wouldn't understand

“3 likes isnt much” imagine 3 women inside of you

your cat was an honor to see in the window

A girl can be a handsome fella. This is obvious

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself