save dirk gently

Dirk: if I had a dollar for every time I’ve escaped from a top secret goverment facility, I would have three dollars. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened three times.

wait, so y'all are telling me they put down the basis for a new sibling relationship between Amanda and Todd, introduced two new characters that are none other than a bigass guy that shows affection unabashedly and tries to communicate when he thinks there’s a problem and an openly bisexual woman who are bestfriends and literally the funniest motherfuckers ever, made so many characters have a mental breakdown confronting their major flaws like Dirk himself, Todd, BART ohmygod Bart they fucking wrecked her, Farah, Tina, HUGO who i should remind you also got his conscience yeeted out of his body in “the backstage of reality” and they pulled THE CRAZIEST MOST AMAZING COMPLETE FLIP OF CHARACTER WITH KEN FALLING INTO HIS CONTROL MANIA AND DIRECTING BLACKWING WHICH MAKES HIM LITERALLY THE BEST VILLAIN FOR THIS STORY and it got fucking cancelled?!

I know the Rowdy 3 are technically psychic vampires who feed on neurological energy but I’m also 100% convinced that Martin would go straight for Priest’s jugular with his literal teeth once he hears about Vogel’s fingers getting broken.

just sitting here bumming myself out over the fact that almost any time Todd Brotzman displays a fraction of positive emotion he quickly and visibly stifles it and forcefully draws back into himself so that’s cool

honestly, the fact that todd can see himself in the hotel and still turn around and say he’s not involved in something astounds me

My theory brain, waking up in a cold sweat at 2 A.M.: Mona Wilder is Loki.