Tiny Mushrooms

this is the funniest piece of graffiti i’ve ever seen. thank you mr two pens

me if i was bioluminescent and confused: "whats glowing on..."

goddamn the Et Al family are some smart motherfuckers

i overthink….therefore….i overam….

did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight

odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

would i, tumblr user thee odysseyofhomer, lie to you?

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this is the only funny addition to this post

the father (dolly parton), the son (sabrina carpenter), and the holy spirit (miss piggy)

everyone talks about walnuts but where are the floornuts and ceilingnuts. all these nut buildings open to the elements. scientists need to get on this

Lettered Habrosyne, 2024 Porcelain, glaze, adhesive, canvas, hardware, and paint 158 x 94 x 8cm (5 feet tall!)

why don't you agitate the contents of a barrel full of cream for a while then reach your hand inside and maybe you'll feel butter

This is a crème de la crème joke.