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FUCKING

TERRIBLE POST OP

Not again

I fucking hate this

Truely. A loss.

I must subject my mutuals to this

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

[Image: Post by Time Capsule Tales: "Rick Astley &the Foo Fighters perform "Never Gonna Give You Up" in the style of "Smells Like Teen Spirit", after Dave Grohl spotted Rick on the side of the stage aand just pulled him up to do the song." Video is as described by the post.]

Given how humanity reacts to life in general, can we picture the INSANELY good memes that would have been made in the Martian universe while they tried to rescue Watney?

HI, OP HERE. YOU GET IT. YOU UNDERSTAND MY VISION. THESE ARE EXCELLENT. MEMES APPROVED.

YOU HAVE MY FULL SUPPORT. I, OP, HEREBY PROMOTE YOUR MEMES TO CANON

Evil Shakespeare be like: MacDeath

being friends with english majors is so fun you'll send a text like hey are you free for brunch and they'll respond with some shit like "haven't the faintest clue, my schedule is utterly fucked"

english majors so used to talking like 19th century british aristocracy they think this is a joke about busy schedules

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

As to fragmented literal similarity, the court found it inapplicable because the language fragments Freeman identified—phrases such as “things that go bump in the night,” “my blood freezes in my veins” and “like a sack of potatoes”—were ordinary words and common phrases not subject to copyright protection. The court also rejected Freeman’s theory that the asserted similarities, taken collectively, produced a protectable selection or arrangement that Crave appropriated.

I’ve stared at this gifset for two minutes because of how Sebastian curls into a ball to get out of the shot… jUST LOOK AT HIM

not knowing anything about hockey is really hindering my engagement with sports-related yaoi. i have come up with a solution. i will weaponise my own sports knowledge and become the world's first cricket yaoi warrior. fine leg????? yeah he is

the epic sexual tension of a triple-century scoring partnership in the first innnings of a game.....

you and your secret beau plan for five long sweaty days of rivalry on the pitch and passion in the hotel room but the game is rained out on day two

australia is always sandpapering people's balls..............

england is always going for the bodyline

The Barmy Army is there