my tea bag broke

Guy who is about to give birth to leafs

wish everyone could perceive the Vague Concepts in my head because i just know you would looove my Vague Concepts. you would think im so smart if you saw the misty clouds of Vague Concepts floating around in my head. #MyVagueConcepts

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

This hospital visit went crazy bro

i DO believe that a good writer can make mischaracterization work. oh there's a character who doesn't normally cry? figure it out!! dissect the character. make the situation cryable for them. make that character cry ugly tears even if it goes against their very nature. YOU CAN MAKE IT WORK!!!

Very useful advice but I'm pretty sure I didn't give it

As @derinthescarletpescatarian once said, "To thine own self be true."

Don't make this the next Tumblr meme I am begging you

the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts

Siberian crane (Leucogeranus leucogeranus)

Imagine being hunted for sport in this fucking house

don't threaten me with a good time