Welcome to my wizard tower

Evil wizard tasteful pin-up magazine but it's all photos of like, skinny old goths coyly fingering cursed amulets, long-bearded sorcerers doing the 'oopsie' pose as their corrosive destruction spell destroys enough of their own robes to show some skin, naked desiccated lich king positioning his staff of human skulls just so it leaves something to the imagination, dark knights in full armor just holding their soul-eating blades out in front of their codpieces, orc chieftain who did not understand the assignment and is posing with a monster he killed like one of those guys-with-fish photos. Or maybe he DID understand the assignment. Hmm.

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

is 5 too young for the dark crystal? i don’t want to scare my sister but i want to show her

apparently, chinese goths have figured out how to do qing era costuming. jiangshi time.

Well, it's over. They won.

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

some intimacy and access to a skeleton army would go like crazy right now