you should put your seat belt on

(with the intention of ordering grapes from the lemonade stand) hey

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting

Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

actually i’ve done a lot of work on myself since we last spoke and i wanted to tell you to go fuck yourself and that i hope you die

You say something really weird to the headless horseman and in response he just stares at you fully maintaining eye contact as he grabs a second pumpkin out of one of his saddlebags and carves a confused/mildly offended face onto it and then replaces the first pumpkin head that's been staring at you the whole time with it

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