Emmasavy

whats this guy doin

what guy

i wonder how many people im in the “id be down if you asked” zone with

ghostbusters?

taking over! i’m

virgin!

Posts like this make me realize that I never read anyone’s fucking url

Well damn

Shit has been bad for a while

Reblog to save a life….

Reblog to save a life

Damn right I’m reblogging, saving lives is kinda my thing.

It’s so bad that all I can think of is street smarts…

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN

THAT LAST LIKE .01 SECOND

OH MY G OD

2 hang

[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.

you took this from a fault in our stars augustus does the same thing only with a cigarette ok ok

i don’t know what you’re talking about this is an excerpt from my upcoming 100% original novel “the fart in our stalls”

wtf is going on in mario tennis

ah is luigi weaponizing his depression again

i think turtles are a big threat to our national security

may i ask why

no

The right wants to be victims so fucking bad

“Straight white conservative men are afraid they might have to keep their bigotry to themselves for 10 seconds. Literally everyone else is afraid that straight white conservative men will kill them.”