Emma Conflicted.

Fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, the Queen

This Tory election race is depressing as fuck, it’s like watching someone choose which turd they’re gonna huck at your face. “No turd” is clearly the right answer but we’re not allowed that eh.

reblog until ur fingers bleed

Signal boost. This is a really important issue.

And the rest, my darlings, are meat.

Never punched reblog so fast in my life

These are so cute, and also definitely relatable.

Get your ass on the dance floor

this is already on my blog like five times and i honestly don’t even care

Fucking mood

We’re all just confused, vaguely nomadic dragons

I support this theory!

Reblog if you’re a confused, vaguely nomadic dragon, too

These are so accurate

Interesting! Just thought I’d share! 

As an adult in honestly feeling attacked right now

Helpful checklist if you were never really taught how to upkeep a home (which in my experience, most of us were not)

I mean we were taught to clean out rooms once a week, laundry too but that’s about it.

Oh my fucking god

ME

i wasnt ready for the end of this one omfg

the ending is just something that cannot be guessed. Even those last few seconds!

jesus fuck, grandma

Ah yes a typical family get together O.O

Hahahahaha!!!

How will the people in the ship not get gibbed?

Because the warp drive doesn’t actually accelerate the ship, it just makes the space in front of it smaller and the space behind it larger. Or something.

A WRINKLE IN TIME IS COMING TRUE 

fun fact: there’s a real life math theorem (futurama theorem) created by one of the writers for the sole purpose of solving a plot in an episode

@starchygoodness

How are you going to look at this and tell me bears are real??

this is so fucking funny

@doomsdaybear