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Shane/Ilya | 6.3k words

Thought I was done writing fanfic. Apparently nope - these two have me in a chokehold.

Shane begins his yoga breathing techniques again. He knew this interview wouldn't go well because Ilya is Ilya—a professional ragebaiter who can't even take the day off for an immigration interview—but he wasn't prepared for this level of Ilya. Like, on-the-ice-chirping-his-own-teammates, singing-Taylor-Swift-lyrics, casually-discussing-territorial-blowjobs Ilya.

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Disclaimer: this is not how immigration/permanent residency works. I know that. Please suspend your disbelief for me.

#hollonov #heated rivalry #shane x ilya #heated rivalry fanfic

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yrsonpurpose

In these more stoic cultures, it’s like, if I don’t know you, you’re not in. But the moment you are in, I will fucking die for you. Once Shane was in, Ilya was like, “You’re mine forever. I will do anything for you.” — Connor Storrie

#heated rivalry #hollonov #shane hollander #ilya rozanov

chapeldean

1x01 vs 1x06

#heated rivalry #ilya rozanov #shane hollander

gil-estel

literally all I could think about while shane and yuna were having their Moment

#heated rivalry #ilya rozanov #david hollander

vityamins

The face of a man who thinks he's about to hear his boyfriend explain the word fuckbuddy to his mom

#heated rivalry #shane hollander #not beating the angry kitten allegations

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yrsonpurpose

Not like I love you.

#heated rivalry #hollanov #ilya rozanov #shane hollander

gotham-snark

#the merging of these two things is not what i expected to see today #but i am not complaining #heated rivalry

tzardomynik

HEATED RIVALRY — EP. 1 / EP. 5

#heated rivalry #shane hollander #ilya rozanov

thisfeebleheart

Hollanov + parallels

#nice to see i'm still a sucker for parallels #should be working whoops #heated rivalry #hollanov #shane hollander #ilya rozanov

bleachersgirl

the what chaos man in the crease beef is so entertaining to me

villiageidiot

Real hockey podcasters having meltdowns over fictional hockey podcasters is everything to me, and I hope to god they actually get those season two cameos

#heated rivalry #what chaos podcast

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hrgifs

ilya reacting to shane's success: in private vs. in public

#i was distracted half the episode by this and no one is talking about it #heated rivalry #hollonov #ilya rozanov #shane hollander

sobadbad

#tumblr friends is it agony for you too #heated rivalry #hollanov #ilya rozanov #shane hollander

ilyrozanov

just to clarify, ilya rozanov doesn't care at all that shane hollander is dating rose landry.

#bro why did you think it was smart to talk about all your hookups in front of him #you know he wasn't going to pick up what you were laying down #heated rivalry #hollanov #ilya rozanov

welurklate

In a world where Scott Hunter is not an oblivious idiot (e.g. the series), he is complimenting Shane for pulling Ilya Rozanov in this scene.

#although he's also probably like #“10/10 would recommend smoothie kings over douchebag hockey centers”#“but you do you bro”#heated rivalry #scott hunter #shane hollander

taffybees

Clocked IMMEDIATELY

#Long Suffering Bystander #heated rivalry #scott hunter #shane hollander #hollonov

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spicyvampire

HEATED RIVALRY (2025−) 1.01 "Rookies"

#in continuing my lifelong habit of obsessing over secondary characters #can I present to you scott hunter #excuse me while I write 474939 fanfics about his role in this relationship as Long Suffering Bystander #heated rivalry #shane hollander #ilya rozanov #scott hunter #hollonov

franciswilloughby

Me stumbling across a description of Heated Rivalry Friday morning: I don't even go here.

Me Friday night after watching the first two episodes: I just transferred.

#sorry to everyone I know but this is my personality now #heated rivalry #scott hunter #ilya rozanov #hollonov

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