chin up, kid

imagine if the oceans were replaced by forests and if you went into the forest the trees would get taller the deeper you went and there’d be thousands of undiscovered species and you could effectively walk across the ocean but the deeper you went, the darker it would be and the animals would get progressively scarier and more dangerous and instead of whales there’d be giant deer and just wow

you have a beautiful imagination

this gave me chills

this would make a really interesting anime

Oh fuck no…

We were funnier in 2010 than we are now

if only girls wanted to fuck me as much as 2016 does

Boys *

https://www.tumblr.com/new/text

anyway. I wanna fuck

*takes a break from doing nothing* ah i really deserved this

fake that confidence

when you accidentally slip up and call yourself worthless or a stupid fucking dumbass in front of someone and they look at you surprised and say “don’t say that about yourself!!” and you’re like,,,,, yo, man,,,, chill,,,, I am used to this

Describe your perfect date in detail.

ideal date: it happens

my dad tbh

hey sorry did i wake you? no nothings wrong listen i just called because i was making a midnight omelette and i dropped an egg and it looks just like Ben Franklin. it’s fucking weird dude you gotta check it out. the doors unlocked just let yourself in when you get here

Waffles have more surface area than pancakes.