in the darkness of the sky; i found you

this wouldn't be happening if i had a mentor that was deeply interested in me and my life and guided me with a firm hand even when i was overwhelmed. whatever.

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

*making small talk on a date* yeah tumblr has been really into the word ontological recently

*continuing the topic despite all social cues* it’s usually as a denomination of “evil”, but there are other things that are ontological

*remembering it’s polite to ask the date questions about themself* do you have any favorite things that are ontological?

my angel wings just burst from my back in public and sprayed blood everywhere and a small child called me a homosexual

He’s so shy he died

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

city watch in disarray after great sage declares halberds 'reddit weapons'

i hauve sensitive young man disorder

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on