Never knows best~

An elf goes out on a ‘short errand’, forgetting that 30 years is a long time to have left his human wife and child at home.

This is just Fullmetal Alchemist

show us god's tits

Everyone who doesn’t celebrate christmas should be given 50 dollars daily from mid october to mmm let’s say a fourth of the way into january as compensation for having to deal with the state of everything

Double this for retail workers.

direct action

@drukhari

not even joking, this literally is direct action

Girls will be like Idk why im so unproductive recently and then you ask whats going on in their life and they list eight lifestopping crisies and then say 'yeah but i should be fine :/ '

alternatively, they also say "yeah, but [eleven other lifestopping crises] happened last year and I was fine :/"

Transitioning is funny because you take a look at your life and go "hmm this isn't working. Maybe this would be better if I became hot" and then you do it and it works somehow. Like realistically speaking my boobs don't do anything but sit there and yet the fact that I have them now makes every situation better. Being soft and cute is holistically beneficial to literally everything I do.

major arcana