Y i k e s!

Having adhd and getting those questions on homework or tests that say “explain your thought process” like oh boy are you sure you wanna go down that road buddy

I don’t have a hard time believing this.

Crows are smart as fuck I don’t even begin to doubt the veracity of these stories

A crow perched on a shrine boarder bowed back to me once while I was living in Japan. I was in laughing hysterics and a bit freaked out all the rest of the way home. Crows are fantastic and terrifying.

you shouldnt feel bad bc the crows arent swooping down and stealing it out of people’s hands, theyre finding lost money, stuff that’s been blown away or dropped. theyre not stealing it, theyre just finding stuff thats already been lost

this is my fidgety sitter dream

My poor little ADHD soul is screaming out for one of these

in this economy?

sometimes a clown is in your house. sometimes not. depends.

Depends if I’m home

the first time i saw a california king-sized bed i was like “thats absurd who needs a bed that big” but now i understand. i get it. its designed specifically for me, my wife and every single one of our dogs send post

bootycheck

That’s some fierce booty.

booty game HELLA STRONG

Cats (2019)

past tense of william shakespeare? william shookspeare

Wouldiwas Shookspeared

delete this

UPDATE: I told this to my dad and he almost threw his tablet across the room

“Gary, I realize it’s your first day, but we do have a dress code.”

I literally can’t tell who is talking to who, and I don’t want to change that for a second.

*puts on gamer hat* actually zelda is the name of the princess…. the boy you play as is called zelda’s monster

i write sins not shopping receipts