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i went to hate you island and theres no one left. theres nothing at all. my sword feels heavier in my hands and i dont think its the exhaustion. the boat i took back felt small and the ride felt too long and the water watched it all happen

why were u at hate me island ;-;

heh. asking a lot of questions already answered by my bloody sword

the person i was next to was incredibly alarmed and confused by the noises i just made in surprise and delight to find i have been blessed by how-much-water. thank you for your service

there basically isn't a single established action archetype that you can't improve tenfold by making it a girl

the old master. the sneering rival. the implacable pursuer. the pragmatic mercenary. the combat hedonist. the sleeper operative. the guy who's just really big. the list goes on

There was a cave, they found a cave, from maybe a billion years ago, lost in a cave. Water was found in the cave, and humans had not touched it yet

I make a lot of random images for my friends during conversation and there are so many gems that will never see the light of day outside of their one singular usage. Would anyone like to see some personal favorites

YES PELASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yes please :)

you cant consent while on cigarettes/ coffee and if you think you did youare a VICTIM

apple / orange juice too

true consent has never been meaningfully achieved

theoretically two buddhas could consent to action without attachment to the outcome and sex would occur for the first time in human history

this happened once in 358 BCE and once in 1969 CE and never again since

girls come from worms

come from the worms with me

I specifically turn off the Good Politics part of my brain when planning D&D stuff. Because sometimes I just want the Skull King to have a bunch of orc minions for the players to fight because I think that’ll be fun.

this idea of a dungeon with no humanoids is suuuuuper interesting to me honestly, i feel like it would be a ton of fun to focus on the whole ecology thing of it. it also ironically makes me think more about enemies who are human, like brigands or tax collectors or what-have-you, but honestly i always struggle to think about humans sincerely wanting to commit violence against each other so its nice to have the permission to just... not.

taking my eunuch to the vet because it shows no interest in scheming and the vet is like Yeah this is one of those non scheming eunuchs and it's actually super unethical to make these they have a fuck ton of health problems and like. yeah this is not a companion eunuch at all i got him to help me concoct an attempt on my nephew's life so my own son can take the throne soooooo yeah leaving the eunuch door open and maybe he'll walk into traffic lol

Is that a trebuchet in your pants or are you just happy to siege me